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  • Trichomoniasis, not trichinosis. Though, I kinda hope he got both from a wild night filled with hookers and pork chops

    Submitted by parsons41286 on Nov 20, 10 at 1:48pm
    • Hookers and pork chops is a wild night for me.

      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 20, 10 at 4:06pm
  • Just a heads up, when you meet the love of your life, she WILL count the hooker.

    Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 20, 10 at 12:39pm
  • @Rick: Trichinosis? Seriously? As a frequenter of TFLN, you must be familiar with a panoply of STDs, any of which could have been the focus of a snarky comment from you. But trichinosis? Unless the hooker was a pig, and the OP ate her (literally consumed muscle tissue from, not just licked her surface and orifices), he could not have contracted trichinosis from her. *You're* fired.

    Submitted by ghengis_mcbangus on Nov 20, 10 at 11:40am
  • Your trichinosis counts the hooker. Fired!

    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 20, 10 at 10:35am
  • Ha! I totally dropped the ball on that one. I figured I was close enough when the iPhone didn't complain. My humblest apologies as an E.E. and sincerest thanks to you as an Internet forum healthcare professional.

    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 20, 10 at 5:08pm