it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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Just a heads up, when you meet the love of your life, she WILL count the hooker.
Only a true idiot would discuss past women. Always a bad idea.
Oh I fully agree, but there are many many idiots out there.
you can say that again.
Trichomoniasis, not trichinosis. Though, I kinda hope he got both from a wild night filled with hookers and pork chops
Hookers and pork chops is a wild night for me.
@Rick: Trichinosis? Seriously? As a frequenter of TFLN, you must be familiar with a panoply of STDs, any of which could have been the focus of a snarky comment from you. But trichinosis? Unless the hooker was a pig, and the OP ate her (literally consumed muscle tissue from, not just licked her surface and orifices), he could not have contracted trichinosis from her. *You're* fired.
Your trichinosis counts the hooker. Fired!
Ha! I totally dropped the ball on that one. I figured I was close enough when the iPhone didn't complain. My humblest apologies as an E.E. and sincerest thanks to you as an Internet forum healthcare professional.