What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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