butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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