My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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