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  • 90 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:21am

    No matter how big, loose lips sink ships

  • 78 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:07pm

    a guy with an average sized dick who can work it is great. a guy with a big dick who can not work it is still great. a guy with a small dick, no matter his working skills, should just go home.

    • 21 33
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 11, 12 at 2:53pm

      and this is why size queens always bitch about how guys never treat them right

  • 72 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:05am

    Fat chicks don't have huge vaginas unless they are sluts which skinny girls can get big vaginas. Quit making yourself feel better about your small penis by attacking people with the first insulting thing you can think of.

  • 76 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:38am

    Okay, I had this happen to me once with a debit card. Whatever you do, do not contact via facebook. It is because of this I ended up with nothing.

  • 78 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:34pm

    GOD DAMN IT WILL YOU ALL STOP TALKING ABOUT ENGLAND?

  • 67 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:19am

    I can churn butter with my penis though. With a song on my lips and love in my heart.

    • 39 55
      Submitted by yodah on Jun 29, 10 at 2:55pm

      yes, but how much could you sell the butter for?

  • 67 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:05pm

    It's not the size of your sprinkler, it's the delay of your spray.

  • 70 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:18pm

    Bet this girl spreads as easy as butter.

  • 64 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:14am

    ^ someones a fat chick

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:13am

    tell her that you will trade her ID card for anal sex, and then settle for a date

  • 62 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 7:02pm

    Same thing happened to me 12:38 :-/

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:43am

    So your vag is a butter churn?

  • 51 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:13am

    toothpick or telephone pole i don't any guy would want to throw it in the lincoln tunnel if it's filled with butter.

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:10am

    It's not the size or talent of your team, it's the execution of your game-plan. Oh, and if you still don't think so, then you must be like throwing a sausage down a hallway.

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:06am

    If the vag is as big as the ocean then good luck with that

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:12am

    i'm getting this off topic right away. i found a girls student id card, shes hot, whats the best way to return it and get a date out of it.

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:06pm

    12:07, you speak the truth!

  • 64 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:57am

    I hate small dicks. They make me wanna cry when I see them.

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:05am

    She wants her butter churned... Which sounds lik an infection nasty

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:01am

    108 your a freak of nature lol

  • 46 49
    Submitted by MissGi on Aug 29, 10 at 12:21am

    shut up....I wear heels bigger then your dick. \n\nLove that one TFLN.

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:26am

    It takes a long time to get to england in a rowboat

  • 45 48
    Submitted by zozo on May 18, 10 at 1:58am

    I lmao-ed at this

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:09am

    it's all about width. I mean no chode but a 6er with a 3 finger width is all it takes

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:36am

    And it takes a long time to get to England in a fucking row boat!

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:25pm

    12:13 good luck getting to england without a map

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 6:09am

    oh and 2:48 & 3:01... im sorry to hear about your toothpicks & inability to pleasure women. but dont go blaming us for what you dont have & cant do.

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 7:41pm

    He'll yeah I agree 100 percent.

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:20pm

    My dick, causes natural abortions, Yo dick, got sued for extortion. 432

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:12am

    ^ someones a fat chick

  • 55 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:20am

    it may not be the size of the boat.. but you sure as hell cant get to england in a rowboat..

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:40am

    That may be true but it's a bit hard crossing the English Channel in a rowboat.

  • 34 40
    Submitted by katiegirl1980 on Feb 22, 12 at 9:51am

    It may be so that it's not the size of the craft, but the motion of the ocean, but I'll tell you this much; it takes forever to get to England in a dinghy!

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:28am

    Back to school, back to school, to prove to Daddy that im no fool.

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:46pm

    others dont. youre full of yourself.

  • 31 40
    Submitted by EclecticPandora on Aug 8, 11 at 12:06am

    AMERICA!! FUCK YEAH!!

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:12pm

    It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean. But it sure as hell takes a long time to get to England in a dinghy

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:09pm

    It's hard to get to England in a rowboat! LAWL! Has anyone said that yet?

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:08am

    I have a 13 foot dick, your all pussies

  • 47 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:14am

    Here you go 2.05 

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 6:05am

    i agree. you expect AT LEAST an average size dick. then you see it and you feel like you've been hit by a big yellow school bus of disappointment.

  • 47 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:36am

    The real magic Is when the size of the boat is moving with the motion of the ocean

  • 46 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:17am

    You should just tell her "Have sex with me, or i'll blackmail you into having sex with me."

  • 50 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:30pm

    it may be the motion of the ocean, but if you're pulling figure 8's in the titanic you're fucking set.

  • 41 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:22pm

    Who the fuck wants to go to England?

  • 45 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:01pm

    HILARIOUS! My new catch phrase ;)

  • 50 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:42am

    Thats why you don't cross it in a fucking rowboat haha

  • 40 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:29pm

    My dicks been to England. Some call it "The Tower of London". :)

  • 41 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 7:04pm

    12:21 I fucking LOVE you and I fucking LOVE Kimya Dawson

  • 46 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:39pm

    Sometimes, even oil tankers look tiny in the vastness of some oceans.

  • 41 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:41am

    Hmm, the first saying is normally for fat chicks. Fat chicks need lovin too, but they gotta pay.

  • 45 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:01am

    Bitches don't give a fuck they just see what they can get from u and once they know u don't have shit they use that has an excuse to getout of the situation

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:48am

    Who cares if the bitch gets off?!? Drop your load and move on to the next cum dumpster!