The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
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No matter how big, loose lips sink ships
Okay, I had this happen to me once with a debit card. Whatever you do, do not contact via facebook. It is because of this I ended up with nothing.
GOD DAMN IT WILL YOU ALL STOP TALKING ABOUT ENGLAND?
I can churn butter with my penis though. With a song on my lips and love in my heart.
yes, but how much could you sell the butter for?
^ someones a fat chick
Fat chicks don't have huge vaginas unless they are sluts which skinny girls can get big vaginas. Quit making yourself feel better about your small penis by attacking people with the first insulting thing you can think of.
Bet this girl spreads as easy as butter.
a guy with an average sized dick who can work it is great.
a guy with a big dick who can not work it is still great.
a guy with a small dick, no matter his working skills, should just go home.
and this is why size queens always bitch about how guys never treat them right
She wants her butter churned... Which sounds lik an infection nasty
toothpick or telephone pole i don't any guy would want to throw it in the lincoln tunnel if it's filled with butter.
tell her that you will trade her ID card for anal sex, and then settle for a date
shut up....I wear heels bigger then your dick. \n\nLove that one TFLN.
It's not the size of your sprinkler, it's the delay of your spray.
I hate small dicks. They make me wanna cry when I see them.
It may be so that it's not the size of the craft, but the motion of the ocean, but I'll tell you this much; it takes forever to get to England in a dinghy!
AMERICA!! FUCK YEAH!!
I lmao-ed at this
Same thing happened to me 12:38 :-/
If the vag is as big as the ocean then good luck with that
It's not the size or talent of your team, it's the execution of your game-plan.
Oh, and if you still don't think so, then you must be like throwing a sausage down a hallway.
So your vag is a butter churn?
My dick, causes natural abortions,
Yo dick, got sued for extortion. 432
He'll yeah I agree 100 percent.
it's all about width. I mean no chode but a 6er with a 3 finger width is all it takes
I have a 13 foot dick, your all pussies
i'm getting this off topic right away. i found a girls student id card, shes hot, whats the best way to return it and get a date out of it.
Sometimes, even oil tankers look tiny in the vastness of some oceans.
12:07, you speak the truth!
Thats why you don't cross it in a fucking rowboat haha
it may not be the size of the boat..
but you sure as hell cant get to england in a rowboat..
It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean. But it sure as hell takes a long time to get to England in a dinghy
It takes a long time to get to england in a rowboat
Who cares if the bitch gets off?!? Drop your load and move on to the next cum dumpster!
108 your a freak of nature lol
others dont. youre full of yourself.
Back to school, back to school, to prove to
Daddy that im no fool.
oh and 2:48 & 3:01... im sorry to hear about your toothpicks & inability to pleasure women. but dont go blaming us for what you dont have & cant do.
HILARIOUS! My new catch phrase ;)
12:13 good luck getting to england without a map
Who the fuck wants to go to England?
it may be the motion of the ocean, but if you're pulling figure 8's in the titanic you're fucking set.
You should just tell her "Have sex with me, or i'll blackmail you into having sex with me."
And it takes a long time to get to England in a fucking row boat!
That may be true but it's a bit hard crossing the English Channel in a rowboat.
Here you go 2.05
My dicks been to England. Some call it "The Tower of London". :)
i agree. you expect AT LEAST an average size dick. then you see it and you feel like you've been hit by a big yellow school bus of disappointment.
12:21 I fucking LOVE you and I fucking LOVE Kimya Dawson
The real magic Is when the size of the boat is moving with the motion of the ocean
It's hard to get to England in a rowboat! LAWL!
Has anyone said that yet?
Hmm, the first saying is normally for fat chicks. Fat chicks need lovin too, but they gotta pay.
Bitches don't give a fuck they just see what they can get from u and once they know u don't have shit they use that has an excuse to getout of the situation