The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
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No matter how big, loose lips sink ships
Okay, I had this happen to me once with a debit card. Whatever you do, do not contact via facebook. It is because of this I ended up with nothing.
I can churn butter with my penis though. With a song on my lips and love in my heart.
yes, but how much could you sell the butter for?
GOD DAMN IT WILL YOU ALL STOP TALKING ABOUT ENGLAND?
^ someones a fat chick
It's not the size of your sprinkler, it's the delay of your spray.
Fat chicks don't have huge vaginas unless they are sluts which skinny girls can get big vaginas. Quit making yourself feel better about your small penis by attacking people with the first insulting thing you can think of.
Bet this girl spreads as easy as butter.
She wants her butter churned... Which sounds lik an infection nasty
a guy with an average sized dick who can work it is great.
a guy with a big dick who can not work it is still great.
a guy with a small dick, no matter his working skills, should just go home.
and this is why size queens always bitch about how guys never treat them right
AMERICA!! FUCK YEAH!!
tell her that you will trade her ID card for anal sex, and then settle for a date
toothpick or telephone pole i don't any guy would want to throw it in the lincoln tunnel if it's filled with butter.
shut up....I wear heels bigger then your dick. \n\nLove that one TFLN.
If the vag is as big as the ocean then good luck with that
I hate small dicks. They make me wanna cry when I see them.
It may be so that it's not the size of the craft, but the motion of the ocean, but I'll tell you this much; it takes forever to get to England in a dinghy!
I lmao-ed at this
Same thing happened to me 12:38 :-/
So your vag is a butter churn?
It's not the size or talent of your team, it's the execution of your game-plan.
Oh, and if you still don't think so, then you must be like throwing a sausage down a hallway.
My dick, causes natural abortions,
Yo dick, got sued for extortion. 432
I have a 13 foot dick, your all pussies
He'll yeah I agree 100 percent.
Who cares if the bitch gets off?!? Drop your load and move on to the next cum dumpster!
Thats why you don't cross it in a fucking rowboat haha
i'm getting this off topic right away. i found a girls student id card, shes hot, whats the best way to return it and get a date out of it.
12:07, you speak the truth!
it may not be the size of the boat..
but you sure as hell cant get to england in a rowboat..
it's all about width. I mean no chode but a 6er with a 3 finger width is all it takes
Sometimes, even oil tankers look tiny in the vastness of some oceans.
It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean. But it sure as hell takes a long time to get to England in a dinghy
It takes a long time to get to england in a rowboat
You should just tell her "Have sex with me, or i'll blackmail you into having sex with me."
Who the fuck wants to go to England?
HILARIOUS! My new catch phrase ;)
108 your a freak of nature lol
others dont. youre full of yourself.
oh and 2:48 & 3:01... im sorry to hear about your toothpicks & inability to pleasure women. but dont go blaming us for what you dont have & cant do.
Back to school, back to school, to prove to
Daddy that im no fool.
12:13 good luck getting to england without a map
My dicks been to England. Some call it "The Tower of London". :)
it may be the motion of the ocean, but if you're pulling figure 8's in the titanic you're fucking set.
And it takes a long time to get to England in a fucking row boat!
That may be true but it's a bit hard crossing the English Channel in a rowboat.
Hmm, the first saying is normally for fat chicks. Fat chicks need lovin too, but they gotta pay.
i agree. you expect AT LEAST an average size dick. then you see it and you feel like you've been hit by a big yellow school bus of disappointment.
Here you go 2.05
12:21 I fucking LOVE you and I fucking LOVE Kimya Dawson
It's hard to get to England in a rowboat! LAWL!
Has anyone said that yet?
Bitches don't give a fuck they just see what they can get from u and once they know u don't have shit they use that has an excuse to getout of the situation
The real magic Is when the size of the boat is moving with the motion of the ocean