The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
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No matter how big, loose lips sink ships
Okay, I had this happen to me once with a debit card. Whatever you do, do not contact via facebook. It is because of this I ended up with nothing.
GOD DAMN IT WILL YOU ALL STOP TALKING ABOUT ENGLAND?
I can churn butter with my penis though. With a song on my lips and love in my heart.
yes, but how much could you sell the butter for?
Bet this girl spreads as easy as butter.
Fat chicks don't have huge vaginas unless they are sluts which skinny girls can get big vaginas. Quit making yourself feel better about your small penis by attacking people with the first insulting thing you can think of.
a guy with an average sized dick who can work it is great.
a guy with a big dick who can not work it is still great.
a guy with a small dick, no matter his working skills, should just go home.
and this is why size queens always bitch about how guys never treat them right
She wants her butter churned... Which sounds lik an infection nasty
^ someones a fat chick
toothpick or telephone pole i don't any guy would want to throw it in the lincoln tunnel if it's filled with butter.
tell her that you will trade her ID card for anal sex, and then settle for a date
shut up....I wear heels bigger then your dick. \n\nLove that one TFLN.
I hate small dicks. They make me wanna cry when I see them.
It's not the size of your sprinkler, it's the delay of your spray.
It may be so that it's not the size of the craft, but the motion of the ocean, but I'll tell you this much; it takes forever to get to England in a dinghy!
I lmao-ed at this
Same thing happened to me 12:38 :-/
It's not the size or talent of your team, it's the execution of your game-plan.
Oh, and if you still don't think so, then you must be like throwing a sausage down a hallway.
My dick, causes natural abortions,
Yo dick, got sued for extortion. 432
it's all about width. I mean no chode but a 6er with a 3 finger width is all it takes
I have a 13 foot dick, your all pussies
So your vag is a butter churn?
AMERICA!! FUCK YEAH!!
He'll yeah I agree 100 percent.
If the vag is as big as the ocean then good luck with that
i'm getting this off topic right away. i found a girls student id card, shes hot, whats the best way to return it and get a date out of it.
it may not be the size of the boat..
but you sure as hell cant get to england in a rowboat..
108 your a freak of nature lol
Sometimes, even oil tankers look tiny in the vastness of some oceans.
12:07, you speak the truth!
It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean. But it sure as hell takes a long time to get to England in a dinghy
It takes a long time to get to england in a rowboat
Thats why you don't cross it in a fucking rowboat haha
Who cares if the bitch gets off?!? Drop your load and move on to the next cum dumpster!
Back to school, back to school, to prove to
Daddy that im no fool.
others dont. youre full of yourself.
oh and 2:48 & 3:01... im sorry to hear about your toothpicks & inability to pleasure women. but dont go blaming us for what you dont have & cant do.
12:13 good luck getting to england without a map
HILARIOUS! My new catch phrase ;)
Who the fuck wants to go to England?
it may be the motion of the ocean, but if you're pulling figure 8's in the titanic you're fucking set.
And it takes a long time to get to England in a fucking row boat!
You should just tell her "Have sex with me, or i'll blackmail you into having sex with me."
That may be true but it's a bit hard crossing the English Channel in a rowboat.
Here you go 2.05
The real magic Is when the size of the boat is moving with the motion of the ocean
i agree. you expect AT LEAST an average size dick. then you see it and you feel like you've been hit by a big yellow school bus of disappointment.
My dicks been to England. Some call it "The Tower of London". :)
12:21 I fucking LOVE you and I fucking LOVE Kimya Dawson
Bitches don't give a fuck they just see what they can get from u and once they know u don't have shit they use that has an excuse to getout of the situation
It's hard to get to England in a rowboat! LAWL!
Has anyone said that yet?
Hmm, the first saying is normally for fat chicks. Fat chicks need lovin too, but they gotta pay.