My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
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lol don't worry about it, she probably just discovered Cosmo. I don't think they've EVER released an edition of that magazine without some kind of "50 tips on pleasing your man!" or "15 new positions to try out!" sort of article.
Cosmo isn't a trash magazine. It's awesome. The sex articles in there are quite tasteful, and they give a damn about making peoples' sex lives better. So... if that's "trashy" then I don't want to be anything else :3
hire a PI and be sure
Im sure it was cosmo. Thats the first thing that came to my mind. APPRECIATE IT!
not concerned. she probably just took one of those classes and didn't want you to know. I don't give more than one guy head in life in general...lol
I read a lot of tips in "The Guide to Getting it On" when I was 16. Yes, shit like that exists. But I also agree with the Cosmo theory.
she probably just read cosmo
I heard that every time a woman gives a good bj, she gains an extra cc in each boob.
2:56AM- is clearly a slut with cockbreath...... this is why she is so defensive. It is the guilt and shame.
I'd be happy but concerned.
Enjoy it while it lasts.
oh yo dawg das hilariuz this one time i was be fuckin dis ho with a shaved vag and her momma walk in da room with dis hairy bush and she be all like WHAAAA can i suck yo dick? and i was like oh ho u naaasty....Then we had a cup of tea, and she left peacefully after she shaved that shit.
She's cheating on you.
Go find a different chick to fuck on the side.
Ask her. If she gets mad, be concerned. If she blushes, be happy. She's just discovered porn.
She's been practicing.
Ps...Whats with the theory that wives dont give head to their husbands??
ultimately, who cares? you're getting blowjobs from your wife. that's better than a lot of married guys
chances are better that she watched something that improved her than blew a guy who gave her in depth instructions on what she is doing wrong and right. be happy
she's cheating. no question.
... Do people not give their guys head because they like... care about them feeling good? Anymore? What?
who cares, i hate my wife and she hates me back so i call this a very lucky man
How to's maybe. And what the hell, I give head ALL the time and I'm married!
even my mom said no. said run run.
She's been practicing on me. I hope you're enjoying the benefits! (and don't worry, I only let her give me oral for practice, even though she wanted more.)
for the love of god, it's "all of A sudden". n
Hi Im Cosmo whats up
tip #47 less shaft, more sack....
I agree 2:56, granted I AM a chick with small boobs, every guy I've been with has loved them for their shape and perkiness. I wouldn't trade these for big tits any day.
I noticed that too...
chances are if your wife wasn't satisfied from yals sex life and was getting her dick fix elsewhere, she wouldn't be blowing you...
I hate when people say "all of THE sudden", it's "all of A sudden".
My guess (I'm a girl) is that she's just been watching more porn. I wouldn't worry, as long as she doesn't have someone else's dick on her breath.
You can really improve by reading up on it. In fact, that would be a more likely way to improve than cheating. OR She's cheating with someone who writes sex columns and thus has excellent advice.
^^ $10 says this poster is a dude.
I would bet on porn, it's insanely helpful. Like a how-to video. :)
Some people are clearly confused about the question here *cough* 4:28 and 4:29 *cough*. Your wife reading Cosmo for new sex tricks is always something to be happy about.
dont worry mate i had a fuck buddy bitch that used to be suck in bj, and then two days after we had sex she came and gave me the best bj ever. she said she watched porn and thats how she got better. she made the holding balls and using both hands stuff... anyway you got my point.
maybe she googled or you tubed it... :)
Yeah 11:50 I think I read the same one. Good stuff!
No she's been workin on a technique just for you!
I GIVE MY HUSBAND HEAD TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE, SO I CAN GO GIVE MY BOYFRIEND HEAD. SO THE "IF SHE'S BLOWING YOU SHE'S NOT CHEATING" IDIOTS SHOULD SHUT UP.
9:26, IF THAT WERE TRUE I'D HAVE BOOBS BIGGER THAN THE FUCKING GLOBE. I LOVE TO SUCK THE COCK.
wowww ..hahaha to the ppl sayin that "cocksuckers are whores" and "any woman who gives head is disgusting" .. like are u kidding me? yeah ok! ur right! every guy LOVES a chick who wont suck dick! ..haha sex must suck soo bad with you! ur just mad cuz u suck at it so bad. and if u think ur man is cool w. u not suckin his dick, UR WRONG, he's just getting it from a normal chick who does. so go talk shit somewhere else u weirddddd little prudes :]
dude who the hell says "all of the sudden"
nobody seriously does that, right?
like a damn snapping turtle...
practice makes perfect
shes been going to night school....
Don't look a gift blow job in the mouth, she probably has been reading about it.
Any woman who sucks a dick is a fucking stupid whore.
10:27- I second you. No way a chick wrote in all caps that abhorrently.
and seriously, if this was an issue, bring it up busting on her to inadvertantly confront her. :)
fuck you 7/8 4:43 (not throat yogurt)
i messed up.
meant to say they aren't always nice
happy she blew you
worried how she got soo good
They have classes for that stuff... but she's probably not in one.
confront her - you don't go from zero to hero without some instruction
your wife is a slut, period. Even if she isn't cheating on you. Cocksuckers are sluts.
Even if they've only slept with one person? My husband likes it when I suck his cock, so I do!
whoever said "cosmo" is an effing retard. what a trash magazine...
be happy you goddamn whiney baby.
she prolly just watched tons of porn. i swear..that's all that's on there!
She probably just googled it. You win.
Is she Asian? Because chinks don't use power tools, you know?
agree with 521 and cosmo theory
I want to meet Cosmo.
Very worried. Who taught her? Would find these out immediately.
kathryn? really? ................really???????????
I think any woman who gives head is disgusting!
haha at the people saying cocksuckers are sluts. dont know what youre missin out on. feels good, man.
check out the 'ijustwanttotellyou' site when you get a chance.
I'm going with "If she's cheating on you, she wouldn't blow you. She'd blow the guy she's cheating with."
she definitely just bought a Cosmo- be glad it happened late instead of never!
well... there are signs buddy. getting good head is a plus. as to if she is taking reality, "real", or watching lessons is questionable. check her literature :)
It seems like if she's learning new tricks the honest way, she would want praise for it, therefore tell you about it. I'm suspicious if she hadn't told you she wanted to try something new, ect and she's better all of a sudden....
I wouldn't trust a Boston girl. However, you're married, and you're still getting blow jobs. So, what are you gonna do?
You know? She probably had that talent all along but never put in the effort until that one night when you really got her going. Big mistake on her part for giving up her game since you can now expect this from her every time. Now YOU have the upper hand! I'd immediately begin teasing her and asking her if she was depressed or something if she didn't continue to uphold her "newly discovered" standard of blow jobs. Love is a game. Play it!
Your wife is a disgusting slut.
Go get checked for new STD's. If your clean chances are your wife's not fucking around, and if she is she's being smart about it. If the only evidence you have for cheating are better blowjobs, she's probably not cheating.
So stop being a whiney bitch and go do 69 already.
1. google "college call girl"
2. click on "blowjob tutorial"
3. thank me later.
adult school...matriculating real hard
She's just been reading best of craigslist
thank you wikihow....
Well, we know 4:34 is a racist.
it probably is from Cosmo
your wife is a stupid fucking whore
wow i actually feel dumber from reading these, but from my experiece in law enforcement, shes cheating on u. get a few more blow jobs and run! haha
ha ha! i'll bet you anything she's reading some really smutty fanfiction! trust.
ATM is your true test
boston girls give the best head
I'm sure she learned it from pornos!
she couldddd just be researchin ?
Dude should quit being paranoid and appreciate his wife. She probably either watched porn or went to a website or something. That's what I did for my man to spice things up and surprise him with new stuff. Being open about what you like is good, but it's even better to surprise them with something you know they would like.
So what exactly makes for a better blowjob?
thats a good question
if a girl has a pierced tongue, she'll probably suck your dick.
if a guy has a pierced tongue, he'll probably suck your dick.
Cheating. My mistress got better after sucking me off.
ACTUALLY, i bet she googled it.
she dont wanna be saved, dont save her
Try this again...Been married 20 years
give her your throat yogurt then & stfu
nah don't worry. I had to have a girlfriend explain to me how she gave them... and got better after that.
does she have nice titties?
Ur wife practiced sucking cock on me.
Don't ask questions, enjoy.
Wait what is with all the "cocksuckers are disgusting whores" nonsense? Do you not have a normal sex life? That is an extremely normal sexual activity, and I'm pretty sure giving my husband a blowjob doesn't make me a whore, it's just called a healthy sex life. Sleeping around would make me a whore. People who love each other do things to pleasure each other. It's about give and take, not take take take. Get some therapy.
Clearly you do not respect your wife if you encourage her to suck your dick and than rate it and tell your friends. You are an ass who married a pathetic slut. I hope you do not have kids.
I thought cosmo as soon as i read that.
i'm tired of all these prick men whining about shit.
big boobs are always nice. have you seen what farrah fawcett's looked like? it's a matter of shape and perk. i jizz on your face.
i honestly would think its just from watchin porn....however, if u question that ur wife would cheat on u....its prob from actually doing so. dont know her so i couldnt tell u...if shes the cheating type then she is...if shes not that type then shes prob just gettin tips from porn. that what i did
5:21 and 7:20
yeah if she was getting better at it why would she be giving you head?
Praise her your married and getting head?!
Cocksuckers are worthless pieces of shit. Why are women soooo stupid?
wtf is with people who say cocksuckers are sluts? Fucken stupid hicks, just cos your ugly white trash mothers told you it's the work of the devil DOESN'T MAKE IT TRUE.
I also don't get the whole 'wives don't blow their husbands' thing. Seriously? Why wouldn't they? I love to.
Wives give blowjobs? Normally you put that ring on their finger and their mouths snap shut like a bear trap...
I've been married 20 years
fuck yeah you should be worry no one gets better without practice. She's blowing some else and u r doing nothing about it
dude, cosmo is amazing. guys, pick one up sometime, it has some great stuff in there. i mean sure some of it may be a little over the top....but the use hand and mouth at the same time thing? totally got that from cosmo. and the suck on his sex lines near the base, got that from cosmo too. great stuff.
shes been reading the twilight series
Only thing you should be wondering is which bannana did she practice on because that's what you grabbed befor you went to work this morning
Fuck! Last try! Married. Like to give head
I highly doubt she's cheating on you.
July 8, 2009 6:56PM
LoL, good grammar know how. It's "suddenly"... all of a sudden or all of the sudden both make no gramatical sense.
(360) Happy, I'd only be concerned if one of your friends told you she was getting better at giving head
All women do is lie anyways. Never trust a goddamn woman.
I could say the same about men. :)
She's probably been reading Cosmo. at least that's what I tell my DH.
I just got Invisalign. I have to brush my teeth every time I put something in my mouth that isn't water. My gag reflex is markedly improved, the aligners are smooth and I don't worry about "scraping." Blow jobs are MUCH better for hubby, and a lot more fun for me!