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  • lol don't worry about it, she probably just discovered Cosmo. I don't think they've EVER released an edition of that magazine without some kind of "50 tips on pleasing your man!" or "15 new positions to try out!" sort of article.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:36pm
  • hire a PI and be sure

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:45pm
  • Cosmo isn't a trash magazine. It's awesome. The sex articles in there are quite tasteful, and they give a damn about making peoples' sex lives better. So... if that's "trashy" then I don't want to be anything else :3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:04pm
  • Im sure it was cosmo. Thats the first thing that came to my mind. APPRECIATE IT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:06am
  • I read a lot of tips in "The Guide to Getting it On" when I was 16. Yes, shit like that exists. But I also agree with the Cosmo theory.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:00pm
  • she probably just read cosmo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:50pm
  • not concerned. she probably just took one of those classes and didn't want you to know. I don't give more than one guy head in life in general...lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:02am
  • Ask her. If she gets mad, be concerned. If she blushes, be happy. She's just discovered porn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:46am
  • for the love of god, it's "all of A sudden". n

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:59pm
  • I heard that every time a woman gives a good bj, she gains an extra cc in each boob.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:26am
  • oh yo dawg das hilariuz this one time i was be fuckin dis ho with a shaved vag and her momma walk in da room with dis hairy bush and she be all like WHAAAA can i suck yo dick? and i was like oh ho u naaasty....Then we had a cup of tea, and she left peacefully after she shaved that shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:09pm
  • How to's maybe. And what the hell, I give head ALL the time and I'm married!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:14pm
  • She's cheating on you. Go find a different chick to fuck on the side.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:43pm
  • Enjoy it while it lasts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:04pm
  • She's been practicing. Ps...Whats with the theory that wives dont give head to their husbands??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:37pm
  • ... Do people not give their guys head because they like... care about them feeling good? Anymore? What?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:47pm
  • 2:56AM- is clearly a slut with cockbreath...... this is why she is so defensive. It is the guilt and shame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:24am
  • I'd be happy but concerned.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:40am
  • chances are better that she watched something that improved her than blew a guy who gave her in depth instructions on what she is doing wrong and right. be happy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:54pm
  • who cares, i hate my wife and she hates me back so i call this a very lucky man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:06pm
  • maybe she googled or you tubed it... :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:55pm
  • She's been practicing on me. I hope you're enjoying the benefits! (and don't worry, I only let her give me oral for practice, even though she wanted more.)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:46pm
  • even my mom said no. said run run.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:03pm
  • she's cheating. no question.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:03pm
  • ultimately, who cares? you're getting blowjobs from your wife. that's better than a lot of married guys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:32pm
  • My guess (I'm a girl) is that she's just been watching more porn. I wouldn't worry, as long as she doesn't have someone else's dick on her breath.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:47pm
  • I hate when people say "all of THE sudden", it's "all of A sudden".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:56pm
  • dont worry mate i had a fuck buddy bitch that used to be suck in bj, and then two days after we had sex she came and gave me the best bj ever. she said she watched porn and thats how she got better. she made the holding balls and using both hands stuff... anyway you got my point.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:43pm
  • ^^ $10 says this poster is a dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:27am
  • I noticed that too...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:53pm
  • You can really improve by reading up on it. In fact, that would be a more likely way to improve than cheating. OR She's cheating with someone who writes sex columns and thus has excellent advice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:25pm
  • I would bet on porn, it's insanely helpful. Like a how-to video. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:38pm
  • Some people are clearly confused about the question here *cough* 4:28 and 4:29 *cough*. Your wife reading Cosmo for new sex tricks is always something to be happy about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:06pm
  • I agree 2:56, granted I AM a chick with small boobs, every guy I've been with has loved them for their shape and perkiness. I wouldn't trade these for big tits any day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:13pm
  • Hi Im Cosmo whats up tip #47 less shaft, more sack....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:43pm
  • like a damn snapping turtle...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:40pm
  • chances are if your wife wasn't satisfied from yals sex life and was getting her dick fix elsewhere, she wouldn't be blowing you...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:21pm
  • dude who the hell says "all of the sudden" nobody seriously does that, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:50am
  • No she's been workin on a technique just for you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:12pm
  • practice makes perfect

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:00pm
  • I GIVE MY HUSBAND HEAD TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE, SO I CAN GO GIVE MY BOYFRIEND HEAD. SO THE "IF SHE'S BLOWING YOU SHE'S NOT CHEATING" IDIOTS SHOULD SHUT UP. 9:26, IF THAT WERE TRUE I'D HAVE BOOBS BIGGER THAN THE FUCKING GLOBE. I LOVE TO SUCK THE COCK.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:05am
  • They have classes for that stuff... but she's probably not in one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:33pm
  • Don't look a gift blow job in the mouth, she probably has been reading about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:27am
  • Yeah 11:50 I think I read the same one. Good stuff!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:07am
  • agree with 521 and cosmo theory

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:35pm
  • wowww ..hahaha to the ppl sayin that "cocksuckers are whores" and "any woman who gives head is disgusting" .. like are u kidding me? yeah ok! ur right! every guy LOVES a chick who wont suck dick! ..haha sex must suck soo bad with you! ur just mad cuz u suck at it so bad. and if u think ur man is cool w. u not suckin his dick, UR WRONG, he's just getting it from a normal chick who does. so go talk shit somewhere else u weirddddd little prudes :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:33pm
  • fuck you 7/8 4:43 (not throat yogurt)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:40pm
  • Any woman who sucks a dick is a fucking stupid whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:23pm
  • I'm going with "If she's cheating on you, she wouldn't blow you. She'd blow the guy she's cheating with."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:20pm
  • your wife is a slut, period. Even if she isn't cheating on you. Cocksuckers are sluts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:07pm
    • Even if they've only slept with one person? My husband likes it when I suck his cock, so I do!

      Submitted by rosa_rouge on Jun 13, 11 at 10:58pm
  • confront her - you don't go from zero to hero without some instruction

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:48am
  • shes been going to night school....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:34pm
  • kathryn? really? ................really???????????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:02pm
  • She probably just googled it. You win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:50pm
  • happy she blew you worried how she got soo good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:54pm
  • whoever said "cosmo" is an effing retard. what a trash magazine...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:59pm
  • Very worried. Who taught her? Would find these out immediately.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:39pm
  • it probably is from Cosmo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:57pm
  • she prolly just watched tons of porn. i swear..that's all that's on there!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:47pm
  • be happy you goddamn whiney baby.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:35pm
  • I wouldn't trust a Boston girl. However, you're married, and you're still getting blow jobs. So, what are you gonna do?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:35pm
  • It seems like if she's learning new tricks the honest way, she would want praise for it, therefore tell you about it. I'm suspicious if she hadn't told you she wanted to try something new, ect and she's better all of a sudden....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:47pm
  • she definitely just bought a Cosmo- be glad it happened late instead of never!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:11pm
  • Is she Asian? Because chinks don't use power tools, you know?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:15pm
  • well... there are signs buddy. getting good head is a plus. as to if she is taking reality, "real", or watching lessons is questionable. check her literature :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:52pm
  • 10:27- I second you. No way a chick wrote in all caps that abhorrently. and seriously, if this was an issue, bring it up busting on her to inadvertantly confront her. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:00pm
  • i messed up. meant to say they aren't always nice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:57pm
  • haha at the people saying cocksuckers are sluts. dont know what youre missin out on. feels good, man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:35am
  • I think any woman who gives head is disgusting!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:33pm
  • adult school...matriculating real hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:36pm
  • I want to meet Cosmo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:54pm
  • Go get checked for new STD's. If your clean chances are your wife's not fucking around, and if she is she's being smart about it. If the only evidence you have for cheating are better blowjobs, she's probably not cheating. So stop being a whiney bitch and go do 69 already.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:43pm
  • ATTENTION LADIES. 1. google "college call girl" 2. click on "blowjob tutorial" 3. thank me later.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:34pm
  • thank you wikihow....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:56pm
  • Your wife is a disgusting slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:40pm
  • wow i actually feel dumber from reading these, but from my experiece in law enforcement, shes cheating on u. get a few more blow jobs and run! haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:24pm
  • You know? She probably had that talent all along but never put in the effort until that one night when you really got her going. Big mistake on her part for giving up her game since you can now expect this from her every time. Now YOU have the upper hand! I'd immediately begin teasing her and asking her if she was depressed or something if she didn't continue to uphold her "newly discovered" standard of blow jobs. Love is a game. Play it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:31am
  • Well, we know 4:34 is a racist.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:53pm
  • She's just been reading best of craigslist

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:41pm
  • your wife is a stupid fucking whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:22pm
  • check out the 'ijustwanttotellyou' site when you get a chance.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:27pm
  • ATM is your true test

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:27pm
  • boston girls give the best head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 5:26am
  • she couldddd just be researchin ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:24pm
  • I'm sure she learned it from pornos!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:36am
  • ha ha! i'll bet you anything she's reading some really smutty fanfiction! trust.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:54pm
  • Dude should quit being paranoid and appreciate his wife. She probably either watched porn or went to a website or something. That's what I did for my man to spice things up and surprise him with new stuff. Being open about what you like is good, but it's even better to surprise them with something you know they would like.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:00pm
  • Cheating. My mistress got better after sucking me off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:01pm
  • So what exactly makes for a better blowjob?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:31pm
  • if a girl has a pierced tongue, she'll probably suck your dick. if a guy has a pierced tongue, he'll probably suck your dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:11am
  • thats a good question

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:38am
  • ACTUALLY, i bet she googled it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:55pm
  • Try this again...Been married 20 years

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 4:14am
  • Ur wife practiced sucking cock on me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:11pm
  • nah don't worry. I had to have a girlfriend explain to me how she gave them... and got better after that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:26pm
  • does she have nice titties?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:55pm
  • she dont wanna be saved, dont save her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:29pm
  • 5:21 and 7:20 yeah if she was getting better at it why would she be giving you head? Praise her your married and getting head?! Yeah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:35pm
  • give her your throat yogurt then & stfu

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:43pm
  • i'm tired of all these prick men whining about shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:38pm
  • Clearly you do not respect your wife if you encourage her to suck your dick and than rate it and tell your friends. You are an ass who married a pathetic slut. I hope you do not have kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:19pm
  • i honestly would think its just from watchin porn....however, if u question that ur wife would cheat on u....its prob from actually doing so. dont know her so i couldnt tell u...if shes the cheating type then she is...if shes not that type then shes prob just gettin tips from porn. that what i did

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:59am
  • Wait what is with all the "cocksuckers are disgusting whores" nonsense? Do you not have a normal sex life? That is an extremely normal sexual activity, and I'm pretty sure giving my husband a blowjob doesn't make me a whore, it's just called a healthy sex life. Sleeping around would make me a whore. People who love each other do things to pleasure each other. It's about give and take, not take take take. Get some therapy.

    Submitted by oobrey on Feb 28, 10 at 3:00am
  • Don't ask questions, enjoy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:54pm
  • I thought cosmo as soon as i read that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:55pm
  • big boobs are always nice. have you seen what farrah fawcett's looked like? it's a matter of shape and perk. i jizz on your face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:56pm
  • Cocksuckers are worthless pieces of shit. Why are women soooo stupid?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:26pm
  • wtf is with people who say cocksuckers are sluts? Fucken stupid hicks, just cos your ugly white trash mothers told you it's the work of the devil DOESN'T MAKE IT TRUE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:56am
  • I also don't get the whole 'wives don't blow their husbands' thing. Seriously? Why wouldn't they? I love to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:50pm
  • Wives give blowjobs? Normally you put that ring on their finger and their mouths snap shut like a bear trap...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:40pm
  • Concerned

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 10 at 8:51pm
  • fuck yeah you should be worry no one gets better without practice. She's blowing some else and u r doing nothing about it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:52am
  • I've been married 20 years

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:49am
  • shes been reading the twilight series

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:12pm
  • dude, cosmo is amazing. guys, pick one up sometime, it has some great stuff in there. i mean sure some of it may be a little over the top....but the use hand and mouth at the same time thing? totally got that from cosmo. and the suck on his sex lines near the base, got that from cosmo too. great stuff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:50pm
  • Fuck! Last try! Married. Like to give head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 4:16am
  • Only thing you should be wondering is which bannana did she practice on because that's what you grabbed befor you went to work this morning

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:48pm
  • I highly doubt she's cheating on you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:44am
  • (360) Happy, I'd only be concerned if one of your friends told you she was getting better at giving head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:15pm
  • All women do is lie anyways. Never trust a goddamn woman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:26am
  • July 8, 2009 6:56PM LoL, good grammar know how. It's "suddenly"... all of a sudden or all of the sudden both make no gramatical sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 7:28pm
  • She's probably been reading Cosmo. at least that's what I tell my DH.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:04am
  • I just got Invisalign. I have to brush my teeth every time I put something in my mouth that isn't water. My gag reflex is markedly improved, the aligners are smooth and I don't worry about "scraping." Blow jobs are MUCH better for hubby, and a lot more fun for me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:03pm