oh yo dawg das hilariuz this one time i was be fuckin dis ho with a shaved vag and her momma walk in da room with dis hairy bush and she be all like WHAAAA can i suck yo dick? and i was like oh ho u naaasty....Then we had a cup of tea, and she left peacefully after she shaved that shit.
You can really improve by reading up on it. In fact, that would be a more likely way to improve than cheating. OR She's cheating with someone who writes sex columns and thus has excellent advice.
lol don't worry about it, she probably just discovered Cosmo. I don't think they've EVER released an edition of that magazine without some kind of "50 tips on pleasing your man!" or "15 new positions to try out!" sort of article.
I agree 2:56, granted I AM a chick with small boobs, every guy I've been with has loved them for their shape and perkiness. I wouldn't trade these for big tits any day.
Cosmo isn't a trash magazine. It's awesome. The sex articles in there are quite tasteful, and they give a damn about making peoples' sex lives better. So... if that's "trashy" then I don't want to be anything else :3
Some people are clearly confused about the question here *cough* 4:28 and 4:29 *cough*. Your wife reading Cosmo for new sex tricks is always something to be happy about.
She's been practicing on me. I hope you're enjoying the benefits! (and don't worry, I only let her give me oral for practice, even though she wanted more.)
You know? She probably had that talent all along but never put in the effort until that one night when you really got her going. Big mistake on her part for giving up her game since you can now expect this from her every time. Now YOU have the upper hand! I'd immediately begin teasing her and asking her if she was depressed or something if she didn't continue to uphold her "newly discovered" standard of blow jobs. Love is a game. Play it!
I GIVE MY HUSBAND HEAD TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE, SO I CAN GO GIVE MY BOYFRIEND HEAD. SO THE "IF SHE'S BLOWING YOU SHE'S NOT CHEATING" IDIOTS SHOULD SHUT UP.
9:26, IF THAT WERE TRUE I'D HAVE BOOBS BIGGER THAN THE FUCKING GLOBE. I LOVE TO SUCK THE COCK.
chances are better that she watched something that improved her than blew a guy who gave her in depth instructions on what she is doing wrong and right. be happy
dont worry mate i had a fuck buddy bitch that used to be suck in bj, and then two days after we had sex she came and gave me the best bj ever. she said she watched porn and thats how she got better. she made the holding balls and using both hands stuff... anyway you got my point.
Go get checked for new STD's. If your clean chances are your wife's not fucking around, and if she is she's being smart about it. If the only evidence you have for cheating are better blowjobs, she's probably not cheating.
So stop being a whiney bitch and go do 69 already.
10:27- I second you. No way a chick wrote in all caps that abhorrently.
and seriously, if this was an issue, bring it up busting on her to inadvertantly confront her. :)
well... there are signs buddy. getting good head is a plus. as to if she is taking reality, "real", or watching lessons is questionable. check her literature :)
wowww ..hahaha to the ppl sayin that "cocksuckers are whores" and "any woman who gives head is disgusting" .. like are u kidding me? yeah ok! ur right! every guy LOVES a chick who wont suck dick! ..haha sex must suck soo bad with you! ur just mad cuz u suck at it so bad. and if u think ur man is cool w. u not suckin his dick, UR WRONG, he's just getting it from a normal chick who does. so go talk shit somewhere else u weirddddd little prudes :]
It seems like if she's learning new tricks the honest way, she would want praise for it, therefore tell you about it. I'm suspicious if she hadn't told you she wanted to try something new, ect and she's better all of a sudden....
Dude should quit being paranoid and appreciate his wife. She probably either watched porn or went to a website or something. That's what I did for my man to spice things up and surprise him with new stuff. Being open about what you like is good, but it's even better to surprise them with something you know they would like.
wtf is with people who say cocksuckers are sluts? Fucken stupid hicks, just cos your ugly white trash mothers told you it's the work of the devil DOESN'T MAKE IT TRUE.
i honestly would think its just from watchin porn....however, if u question that ur wife would cheat on u....its prob from actually doing so. dont know her so i couldnt tell u...if shes the cheating type then she is...if shes not that type then shes prob just gettin tips from porn. that what i did
Clearly you do not respect your wife if you encourage her to suck your dick and than rate it and tell your friends. You are an ass who married a pathetic slut. I hope you do not have kids.
Wait what is with all the "cocksuckers are disgusting whores" nonsense? Do you not have a normal sex life? That is an extremely normal sexual activity, and I'm pretty sure giving my husband a blowjob doesn't make me a whore, it's just called a healthy sex life. Sleeping around would make me a whore. People who love each other do things to pleasure each other. It's about give and take, not take take take. Get some therapy.
dude, cosmo is amazing. guys, pick one up sometime, it has some great stuff in there. i mean sure some of it may be a little over the top....but the use hand and mouth at the same time thing? totally got that from cosmo. and the suck on his sex lines near the base, got that from cosmo too. great stuff.
I just got Invisalign. I have to brush my teeth every time I put something in my mouth that isn't water. My gag reflex is markedly improved, the aligners are smooth and I don't worry about "scraping." Blow jobs are MUCH better for hubby, and a lot more fun for me!
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