My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
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Enjoy it while it lasts.
oh yo dawg das hilariuz this one time i was be fuckin dis ho with a shaved vag and her momma walk in da room with dis hairy bush and she be all like WHAAAA can i suck yo dick? and i was like oh ho u naaasty....Then we had a cup of tea, and she left peacefully after she shaved that shit.
lol don't worry about it, she probably just discovered Cosmo. I don't think they've EVER released an edition of that magazine without some kind of "50 tips on pleasing your man!" or "15 new positions to try out!" sort of article.
practice makes perfect
ultimately, who cares? you're getting blowjobs from your wife. that's better than a lot of married guys
You can really improve by reading up on it. In fact, that would be a more likely way to improve than cheating. OR She's cheating with someone who writes sex columns and thus has excellent advice.
How to's maybe. And what the hell, I give head ALL the time and I'm married!
I agree 2:56, granted I AM a chick with small boobs, every guy I've been with has loved them for their shape and perkiness. I wouldn't trade these for big tits any day.
Cosmo isn't a trash magazine. It's awesome. The sex articles in there are quite tasteful, and they give a damn about making peoples' sex lives better. So... if that's "trashy" then I don't want to be anything else :3
Im sure it was cosmo. Thats the first thing that came to my mind. APPRECIATE IT!
I noticed that too...
hire a PI and be sure
not concerned. she probably just took one of those classes and didn't want you to know. I don't give more than one guy head in life in general...lol
she probably just read cosmo
I read a lot of tips in "The Guide to Getting it On" when I was 16. Yes, shit like that exists. But I also agree with the Cosmo theory.
I heard that every time a woman gives a good bj, she gains an extra cc in each boob.
Yeah 11:50 I think I read the same one. Good stuff!
even my mom said no. said run run.
I wouldn't trust a Boston girl. However, you're married, and you're still getting blow jobs. So, what are you gonna do?
shes been going to night school....
chances are better that she watched something that improved her than blew a guy who gave her in depth instructions on what she is doing wrong and right. be happy
for the love of god, it's "all of A sudden". n
She's cheating on you.
Go find a different chick to fuck on the side.
She's been practicing on me. I hope you're enjoying the benefits! (and don't worry, I only let her give me oral for practice, even though she wanted more.)
You know? She probably had that talent all along but never put in the effort until that one night when you really got her going. Big mistake on her part for giving up her game since you can now expect this from her every time. Now YOU have the upper hand! I'd immediately begin teasing her and asking her if she was depressed or something if she didn't continue to uphold her "newly discovered" standard of blow jobs. Love is a game. Play it!
They have classes for that stuff... but she's probably not in one.
chances are if your wife wasn't satisfied from yals sex life and was getting her dick fix elsewhere, she wouldn't be blowing you...
Hi Im Cosmo whats up
tip #47 less shaft, more sack....
I GIVE MY HUSBAND HEAD TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE, SO I CAN GO GIVE MY BOYFRIEND HEAD. SO THE "IF SHE'S BLOWING YOU SHE'S NOT CHEATING" IDIOTS SHOULD SHUT UP.
9:26, IF THAT WERE TRUE I'D HAVE BOOBS BIGGER THAN THE FUCKING GLOBE. I LOVE TO SUCK THE COCK.
Ask her. If she gets mad, be concerned. If she blushes, be happy. She's just discovered porn.
Some people are clearly confused about the question here *cough* 4:28 and 4:29 *cough*. Your wife reading Cosmo for new sex tricks is always something to be happy about.
I hate when people say "all of THE sudden", it's "all of A sudden".
She's been practicing.
Ps...Whats with the theory that wives dont give head to their husbands??
2:56AM- is clearly a slut with cockbreath...... this is why she is so defensive. It is the guilt and shame.
she's cheating. no question.
... Do people not give their guys head because they like... care about them feeling good? Anymore? What?
who cares, i hate my wife and she hates me back so i call this a very lucky man
She's just been reading best of craigslist
whoever said "cosmo" is an effing retard. what a trash magazine...
No she's been workin on a technique just for you!
happy she blew you
worried how she got soo good
kathryn? really? ................really???????????
I'd be happy but concerned.
confront her - you don't go from zero to hero without some instruction
I'm going with "If she's cheating on you, she wouldn't blow you. She'd blow the guy she's cheating with."
dont worry mate i had a fuck buddy bitch that used to be suck in bj, and then two days after we had sex she came and gave me the best bj ever. she said she watched porn and thats how she got better. she made the holding balls and using both hands stuff... anyway you got my point.
like a damn snapping turtle...
^^ $10 says this poster is a dude.
your wife is a slut, period. Even if she isn't cheating on you. Cocksuckers are sluts.
Even if they've only slept with one person? My husband likes it when I suck his cock, so I do!
fuck you 7/8 4:43 (not throat yogurt)
she prolly just watched tons of porn. i swear..that's all that's on there!
dude who the hell says "all of the sudden"
nobody seriously does that, right?
I would bet on porn, it's insanely helpful. Like a how-to video. :)
10:27- I second you. No way a chick wrote in all caps that abhorrently.
and seriously, if this was an issue, bring it up busting on her to inadvertantly confront her. :)
1. google "college call girl"
2. click on "blowjob tutorial"
3. thank me later.
My guess (I'm a girl) is that she's just been watching more porn. I wouldn't worry, as long as she doesn't have someone else's dick on her breath.
agree with 521 and cosmo theory
boston girls give the best head
maybe she googled or you tubed it... :)
I want to meet Cosmo.
well... there are signs buddy. getting good head is a plus. as to if she is taking reality, "real", or watching lessons is questionable. check her literature :)
haha at the people saying cocksuckers are sluts. dont know what youre missin out on. feels good, man.
Go get checked for new STD's. If your clean chances are your wife's not fucking around, and if she is she's being smart about it. If the only evidence you have for cheating are better blowjobs, she's probably not cheating.
So stop being a whiney bitch and go do 69 already.
I think any woman who gives head is disgusting!
wow i actually feel dumber from reading these, but from my experiece in law enforcement, shes cheating on u. get a few more blow jobs and run! haha
it probably is from Cosmo
ATM is your true test
i messed up.
meant to say they aren't always nice
adult school...matriculating real hard
She probably just googled it. You win.
Any woman who sucks a dick is a fucking stupid whore.
Is she Asian? Because chinks don't use power tools, you know?
be happy you goddamn whiney baby.
she definitely just bought a Cosmo- be glad it happened late instead of never!
Very worried. Who taught her? Would find these out immediately.
wowww ..hahaha to the ppl sayin that "cocksuckers are whores" and "any woman who gives head is disgusting" .. like are u kidding me? yeah ok! ur right! every guy LOVES a chick who wont suck dick! ..haha sex must suck soo bad with you! ur just mad cuz u suck at it so bad. and if u think ur man is cool w. u not suckin his dick, UR WRONG, he's just getting it from a normal chick who does. so go talk shit somewhere else u weirddddd little prudes :]
So what exactly makes for a better blowjob?
your wife is a stupid fucking whore
Well, we know 4:34 is a racist.
It seems like if she's learning new tricks the honest way, she would want praise for it, therefore tell you about it. I'm suspicious if she hadn't told you she wanted to try something new, ect and she's better all of a sudden....
check out the 'ijustwanttotellyou' site when you get a chance.
Don't look a gift blow job in the mouth, she probably has been reading about it.
I'm sure she learned it from pornos!
she couldddd just be researchin ?
Dude should quit being paranoid and appreciate his wife. She probably either watched porn or went to a website or something. That's what I did for my man to spice things up and surprise him with new stuff. Being open about what you like is good, but it's even better to surprise them with something you know they would like.
Your wife is a disgusting slut.
thank you wikihow....
if a girl has a pierced tongue, she'll probably suck your dick.
if a guy has a pierced tongue, he'll probably suck your dick.
big boobs are always nice. have you seen what farrah fawcett's looked like? it's a matter of shape and perk. i jizz on your face.
Cheating. My mistress got better after sucking me off.
ACTUALLY, i bet she googled it.
ha ha! i'll bet you anything she's reading some really smutty fanfiction! trust.
nah don't worry. I had to have a girlfriend explain to me how she gave them... and got better after that.
does she have nice titties?
thats a good question
give her your throat yogurt then & stfu
Ur wife practiced sucking cock on me.
Don't ask questions, enjoy.
Try this again...Been married 20 years
5:21 and 7:20
yeah if she was getting better at it why would she be giving you head?
Praise her your married and getting head?!
Cocksuckers are worthless pieces of shit. Why are women soooo stupid?
she dont wanna be saved, dont save her
I thought cosmo as soon as i read that.
wtf is with people who say cocksuckers are sluts? Fucken stupid hicks, just cos your ugly white trash mothers told you it's the work of the devil DOESN'T MAKE IT TRUE.
i honestly would think its just from watchin porn....however, if u question that ur wife would cheat on u....its prob from actually doing so. dont know her so i couldnt tell u...if shes the cheating type then she is...if shes not that type then shes prob just gettin tips from porn. that what i did
I also don't get the whole 'wives don't blow their husbands' thing. Seriously? Why wouldn't they? I love to.
Wives give blowjobs? Normally you put that ring on their finger and their mouths snap shut like a bear trap...
fuck yeah you should be worry no one gets better without practice. She's blowing some else and u r doing nothing about it
Wait what is with all the "cocksuckers are disgusting whores" nonsense? Do you not have a normal sex life? That is an extremely normal sexual activity, and I'm pretty sure giving my husband a blowjob doesn't make me a whore, it's just called a healthy sex life. Sleeping around would make me a whore. People who love each other do things to pleasure each other. It's about give and take, not take take take. Get some therapy.
i'm tired of all these prick men whining about shit.
Only thing you should be wondering is which bannana did she practice on because that's what you grabbed befor you went to work this morning
Clearly you do not respect your wife if you encourage her to suck your dick and than rate it and tell your friends. You are an ass who married a pathetic slut. I hope you do not have kids.
shes been reading the twilight series
I've been married 20 years
dude, cosmo is amazing. guys, pick one up sometime, it has some great stuff in there. i mean sure some of it may be a little over the top....but the use hand and mouth at the same time thing? totally got that from cosmo. and the suck on his sex lines near the base, got that from cosmo too. great stuff.
Fuck! Last try! Married. Like to give head
(360) Happy, I'd only be concerned if one of your friends told you she was getting better at giving head
All women do is lie anyways. Never trust a goddamn woman.
I could say the same about men. :)
July 8, 2009 6:56PM
LoL, good grammar know how. It's "suddenly"... all of a sudden or all of the sudden both make no gramatical sense.
She's probably been reading Cosmo. at least that's what I tell my DH.
I highly doubt she's cheating on you.
I just got Invisalign. I have to brush my teeth every time I put something in my mouth that isn't water. My gag reflex is markedly improved, the aligners are smooth and I don't worry about "scraping." Blow jobs are MUCH better for hubby, and a lot more fun for me!