I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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