spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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