dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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