is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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