Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
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Is it detachable? o_0
What in the HELL were you doin with your face that close to your own pecker?
Yoga can do strange things to you.
Sure that happened..... I think your girlfriend hit you with her dildo...
He didn't necessarily get hit in the face...it could have been anywhere in that genital area
That's a long noodle
Duct tape is silver.