Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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