first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
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If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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