we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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