Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
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hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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