I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He? As in you personified your dick?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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