found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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