I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
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more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Randomize