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  • You're an idiot if you think this person was drinking. Can you say DRUGS?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:00pm
  • and if this person really did do that why didn't someone kick him/her out or kick their ass?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:58pm
  • Obviously fake...TFLN has gotten lazy with their selections. Also, please note how desperately "I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low" is tagged on at the end there. It's like a failed stand-up joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:41pm
  • might not be fake there r drugs that will fuck u up that bad.....trust me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:34am
  • Or it's a 13 year old. Pretty sure that's what it is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:20pm
  • But did you fuck Eve?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:18am
  • You're an idiot if you think this this actually happened. Can you say FAKE?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:56pm
  • Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 22, 10 at 2:06am
  • this is embarrassingly fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:05am
  • who cares? doesnt reference booze or anything, so it could be ANYTHING, and it's funny no matter what. except for the friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:43am
  • clearly just another dumbass from LWE or LWN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:47pm
  • I don't think this person has ever actually been drunk. Enjoy your summer, kiddo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:55pm
  • My money is on a dumb kid from LWE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:44am
  • Nobody gets THAT stupid when drunk. This is fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:37pm
  • It must feel pretty shit to find out all these people know you faked a message on this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:39am
  • Either you did some good shrooms or this is beyond fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:00pm
  • That is the funniest thin iv ever read in my life

    Submitted by mik88 on Jul 22, 11 at 11:36am
  • Actually!!! I've seen people piss in the middle of living rooms before thinking they were in a bathroom...its possible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:40pm
  • dear person who wrote this, what were you on and where can i find some? haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:06pm
  • 12:20- who cares how old they are? people of all ages do drugs and drink, it doesnt matter!

    Submitted by shrivledballs on May 31, 10 at 10:26pm
  • Nobody sends a text that's over 200 characters long.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:42pm
  • who the frig cares its still funny and its totally possible i've seen people shit all over the place, it happens.

    Submitted by tequila1996 on Jul 1, 11 at 9:22am
  • They never said they were drunk....sounds like salvia to me anyways.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:48pm
  • definitely a good night, just a bad morning

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 6:37pm