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  • 71 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:00pm

    You're an idiot if you think this person was drinking. Can you say DRUGS?

  • 49 34
    Submitted by shrivledballs on May 31, 10 at 10:26pm

    12:20- who cares how old they are? people of all ages do drugs and drink, it doesnt matter!

  • 46 39
    Submitted by mik88 on Jul 22, 11 at 11:36am

    That is the funniest thin iv ever read in my life

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:55pm

    I don't think this person has ever actually been drunk. Enjoy your summer, kiddo!

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:43am

    who cares? doesnt reference booze or anything, so it could be ANYTHING, and it's funny no matter what. except for the friend.

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:58pm

    and if this person really did do that why didn't someone kick him/her out or kick their ass?

  • 41 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:47pm

    clearly just another dumbass from LWE or LWN!

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:05am

    this is embarrassingly fake

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:40pm

    Actually!!! I've seen people piss in the middle of living rooms before thinking they were in a bathroom...its possible

  • 54 69
    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 22, 10 at 2:06am

    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:20pm

    Or it's a 13 year old. Pretty sure that's what it is.

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:44am

    My money is on a dumb kid from LWE

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:41pm

    Obviously fake...TFLN has gotten lazy with their selections. Also, please note how desperately "I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low" is tagged on at the end there. It's like a failed stand-up joke.

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:56pm

    You're an idiot if you think this this actually happened. Can you say FAKE?

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:34am

    might not be fake there r drugs that will fuck u up that bad.....trust me

  • 36 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:37pm

    Nobody gets THAT stupid when drunk. This is fake.

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:18am

    But did you fuck Eve?

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 6:37pm

    definitely a good night, just a bad morning

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:39am

    It must feel pretty shit to find out all these people know you faked a message on this site.

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:06pm

    dear person who wrote this, what were you on and where can i find some? haha

  • 32 53
    Submitted by tequila1996 on Jul 1, 11 at 9:22am

    who the frig cares its still funny and its totally possible i've seen people shit all over the place, it happens.

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:00pm

    Either you did some good shrooms or this is beyond fake.

  • 33 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:42pm

    Nobody sends a text that's over 200 characters long.

  • 42 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:48pm

    They never said they were drunk....sounds like salvia to me anyways.