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  • 81 89
    Submitted by Ritard on Dec 14, 11 at 10:59am

    Sorry...you can't actually scrub the herpes off

  • 82 98
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 14, 11 at 9:55am

    At least it wasn't tattoo'ed.

  • 74 93
    Submitted by firsts_r_douches on Dec 14, 11 at 12:10pm

    Hopefully that "scrubbing" resulted in a another birthday present...you might actually want to thank him.

  • 64 82
    Submitted by FDMedic47 on Dec 14, 11 at 10:05am

    Heck yeah get some

  • 69 94
    Submitted by porksword on Dec 14, 11 at 9:37pm

    At some point did it say "Ha({o})ay" ?

  • 62 95
    Submitted by alamo11 on Dec 15, 11 at 2:34am

    Again, porksword for the MOTHERFUCKING win!

  • 61 99
    Submitted by amitch17 on Dec 14, 11 at 12:39pm

    It's "spent" not spend. Idiot.

    • 57 76
      Submitted by Kevin201 on Dec 14, 11 at 10:09pm

      heil grammar Nazi

  • Submitted by W_T_F on Dec 14, 11 at 12:31pm

    I was wondering why that awful smell finally disappeared...