so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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