worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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