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  • If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down.

    Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Aug 23, 13 at 9:14am
  • I want a new duck/One that won't try to bite/One that won't chew a hole in my socks/One that won't quack all night

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 23, 13 at 7:12pm
    • Hitchhiker references... Weird Al references... You're on a roll

      Submitted by jedi_dropout on Aug 27, 13 at 6:23pm
  • Damn auto correct... She meant Damn baby in my toilet...

    Submitted by ck24 on Aug 24, 13 at 4:56am
  • Better than crabs.

    Submitted by crross on Aug 23, 13 at 9:10pm
  • Quack… damn no duck emoji.

    Submitted by bass80hz on Aug 23, 13 at 9:13am