With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
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Mom says you're a whore.
You are a random STD generator.
One of them works for the NSA and has compromised your random number generator.
Or Man-whore. Whatever.
Sloppy 8ths anyone?
Haters gonna hate.
That is fucking awesome. Hands down awesome. Well done. Good for
One day it'll fall off