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  With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.

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  (202): With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase. http://tfl.nu/fzjk
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  Submitted by RoffMain on Sep 14, 13 at 7:17am

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  Mom says you're a whore.

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  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 14, 13 at 11:43am

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  One of them works for the NSA and has compromised your random number generator.

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  Submitted by W_T_F on Sep 14, 13 at 9:24am

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  You are a random STD generator.

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  Submitted by gangbangstyle on Sep 14, 13 at 6:48am

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  Sloppy 8ths anyone?

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  Submitted by RoffMain on Sep 14, 13 at 8:32am

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  Or Man-whore. Whatever.

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  Submitted by HeatherGdubV on Sep 18, 13 at 10:50am

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  Haters gonna hate.

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  Submitted by ScorpioAllDay on Sep 14, 13 at 11:59am

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  That is fucking awesome. Hands down awesome. Well done. Good for

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  Submitted by 20000Leagues on Sep 15, 13 at 2:57pm

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  Bravo!

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  Submitted by slctater on Sep 15, 13 at 11:29pm

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  One day it'll fall off

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