I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
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