How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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