Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
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There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
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Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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