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  • 57 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:46pm

    This is fkn stupid. I remember when these texts used to be funny.

  • 57 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:44pm

    12:28, when are you going to die? I loved movie pretzels and now every time i hear about a pretzel or see a pretzel it makes me want to stab you.

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:00am

    May the CEO shit on you!

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:23pm

    im self employed but never talk to clients while pooping. what about the bathroom echo?

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 4:06am

    Damn that's badass! btk? He was a serial killer. Wut the fuckk r u calling urself that for dumbass?! -Ese Lucky

  • 51 50
    Submitted by impooping on Mar 28, 10 at 4:00pm

    Anything you do while pooping is great PERIOD

  • 50 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:20pm

    girls dont poop. just remember that.

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:30pm

    no *i* am the best employeeeeeee 1228......... i am screwin the boss! mehehehehhh

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 5:17pm

    That's how we do business in Colorado

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:28pm

    Im thinking of a word. It rhymes with schetzel.

  • 46 47
    Submitted by ariev on Jun 25, 10 at 10:19am

    Me too

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:28pm

    I am working and reading TFLN! I consider myself best employee yet!

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:26pm

    this is soooooooooooooo fake

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:09pm

    This is definitely true.. I have an interactive web agency and I've done the exact same thing. I've talked to a certain front-man of an extremely popular band about the website for one of his projects while taking a dump before.

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 4:32pm

    Girls poop out of their mouths all day long

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:43pm

    bahaha, that wouldnt be so hot for me to be screwing my boss 12:30. My boss is the owner which is my aunt/ she is 45 ish? So i would fail, but yeah i do agree, you might get employee of the year!

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:57pm

    right. only uptight bitches don't poop.

  • 31 33
    Submitted by trizzle88 on Sep 6, 11 at 12:01am

    WIN!