I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
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This is fkn stupid. I remember when these texts used to be funny.
12:28, when are you going to die? I loved movie pretzels and now every time i hear about a pretzel or see a pretzel it makes me want to stab you.
girls dont poop. just remember that.
Im thinking of a word. It rhymes with schetzel.
Anything you do while pooping is great PERIOD
This is definitely true.. I have an interactive web agency and I've done the exact same thing. I've talked to a certain front-man of an extremely popular band about the website for one of his projects while taking a dump before.
I am working and reading TFLN! I consider myself best employee yet!
May the CEO shit on you!
im self employed but never talk to clients while pooping. what about the bathroom echo?
Damn that's badass!
btk? He was a serial killer. Wut the fuckk r u calling urself that for dumbass?!
bahaha, that wouldnt be so hot for me to be screwing my boss 12:30. My boss is the owner which is my aunt/ she is 45 ish? So i would fail, but yeah i do agree, you might get employee of the year!
Girls poop out of their mouths all day long
That's how we do business in Colorado
this is soooooooooooooo fake
no *i* am the best employeeeeeee 1228......... i am screwin the boss! mehehehehhh
right. only uptight bitches don't poop.