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  • This is fkn stupid. I remember when these texts used to be funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:46pm
  • 12:28, when are you going to die? I loved movie pretzels and now every time i hear about a pretzel or see a pretzel it makes me want to stab you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:44pm
  • Im thinking of a word. It rhymes with schetzel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:28pm
  • girls dont poop. just remember that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:20pm
  • This is definitely true.. I have an interactive web agency and I've done the exact same thing. I've talked to a certain front-man of an extremely popular band about the website for one of his projects while taking a dump before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:09pm
  • I am working and reading TFLN! I consider myself best employee yet!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:28pm
  • Me too

    Submitted by ariev on Jun 25, 10 at 10:19am
  • Anything you do while pooping is great PERIOD

    Submitted by impooping on Mar 28, 10 at 4:00pm
  • Damn that's badass! btk? He was a serial killer. Wut the fuckk r u calling urself that for dumbass?! -Ese Lucky

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 4:06am
  • May the CEO shit on you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:00am
  • im self employed but never talk to clients while pooping. what about the bathroom echo?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:23pm
  • Girls poop out of their mouths all day long

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 4:32pm
  • WIN!

    Submitted by trizzle88 on Sep 6, 11 at 12:01am
  • bahaha, that wouldnt be so hot for me to be screwing my boss 12:30. My boss is the owner which is my aunt/ she is 45 ish? So i would fail, but yeah i do agree, you might get employee of the year!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:43pm
  • That's how we do business in Colorado

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 5:17pm
  • this is soooooooooooooo fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:26pm
  • no *i* am the best employeeeeeee 1228......... i am screwin the boss! mehehehehhh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:30pm
  • right. only uptight bitches don't poop.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:57pm