The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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