How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
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Amen brother! Amen! It's a deadly sin to waste a beer.. I've seen God smite people down with a bolt of lightning for wasting beer before. Simply to say, they obviously deserved it.