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  • I'm a magic assistant and know a little bit myself (only because it's a good source of money) and sleight of hand is actually really fucking helpful in pulling off shenanigans

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:01am
  • only if you are alliance approved.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:51am
  • The final countdown!

    Submitted by SpikeJones on Mar 10, 10 at 2:01am
  • *cue Gob's awesome routine music from Arrested Development*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:58am
  • i think u'r wrong.. magicians are boring..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 9:53am
  • it ain't easy bein whiteeeeeeeeee it ain't easy beinn brownnnnnn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 6:11pm
  • It's not a trick, it's an illusion! A trick is something a whore does for money.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:45pm
  • I'm a magician and it's not really that easy to shoplift. I've tried and I mean even at the proffesional level, you still need a lot of assistance with tricks and in stores you can't control where the cameras or audience are. Also, setting off an alarm in a store still happens even if you can hide something. There's not much magic to get those things off, especially the ones with ink inside of them! What a pain!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 11:45am
  • arrested development! god show.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:43pm
  • Yes 9:26, but remember how HIS foray into shoplifting went?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:35am
  • They did it on arrested development... but Gob sucked at it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:41pm
  • Or if you had an invisibility cloak.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on May 9, 12 at 8:55am
  • i am a magician! and it is easy! hahahaha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:50pm