Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
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I'm a magic assistant and know a little bit myself (only because it's a good source of money) and sleight of hand is actually really fucking helpful in pulling off shenanigans
only if you are alliance approved.
*cue Gob's awesome routine music from Arrested Development*
The final countdown!
it ain't easy bein whiteeeeeeeeee
it ain't easy beinn brownnnnnn
i think u'r wrong.. magicians are boring..
I'm a magician and it's not really that easy to shoplift. I've tried and I mean even at the proffesional level, you still need a lot of assistance with tricks and in stores you can't control where the cameras or audience are. Also, setting off an alarm in a store still happens even if you can hide something. There's not much magic to get those things off, especially the ones with ink inside of them! What a pain!
It's not a trick, it's an illusion!
A trick is something a whore does for money.
Yes 9:26, but remember how HIS foray into shoplifting went?
i am a magician! and it is easy! hahahaha!
They did it on arrested development... but Gob sucked at it...
Or if you had an invisibility cloak.