Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
send nudes
from the living room?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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