So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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