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  • 79 67
    Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 15, 10 at 6:35pm

    Sorry ladies, guys only do this kinda stupid shit when they don't care about you. I bet he creamed on your face too.

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 9:00pm

    Haha I think it's funny...

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:38pm

    This is one more reason I'm glad I moved from Alabama.

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:23pm

    Ps fuck Russia that's y the people are starving and dieing

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:04pm

    Shut up soviet person

  • 53 64
    Submitted by dvscarr on Feb 16, 10 at 9:43am

    YES. YES IT IS A DEAL BREAKER.

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:52pm

    Creaming on a girls face doesn't mean they don't care about you? Maybe it's just fun to experiment and change things up a bit

  • 52 63
    Submitted by SovietRussiaGirl on Feb 15, 10 at 6:25pm

    not a good partner

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:33pm

    Russia guy is a retard! He should be burned to death.

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:52am

    Very nice!

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:26pm

    So bad, please dump him!

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 8:27pm

    Churning?

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:26pm

    Yea deal breaker to get the FUCK out of there

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 11:38pm

    yes, deal breaker. I wouldve said "I'm fucking...uh... what's ur name?"

  • 47 59
    Submitted by YourJesus on Jul 13, 10 at 3:17am

    Uhmm women and men both need to have senses if humour about sex. This chick sounds high maintanence. Also that text's not a fat joke.

  • 48 61
    Submitted by baracudaboy on Feb 17, 10 at 3:22am

    Been there, done that.

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:33pm

    I don't see what in sex can be related to ice cream. Someone enlighten me please

  • 52 70
    Submitted by bumfcknowhere on Feb 18, 10 at 2:10am

    Prudishness has nothing to do with it. I had a guy grab my belly while I was on top and shake it while chanting "Who loves your burger belly." DUMP HIM.

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:26pm

    Lmao. Def a dealbreaker in my book

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:58am

    Hey Cameron.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 11:05pm

    None of that shit means he doesn't care about her. It's only a deal breaker if she's a rotten cunt with no sense of humor.

    • 59 53
      Submitted by seriouslynow on Feb 19, 10 at 4:05am

      sorry if you think thats "funny" but thats the sort of statement that will prevent me from orgasming the rest of the night. deal breaker, for sure. what an idiot.

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:32am

    Yes deal breaker !!

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 15, 10 at 11:58pm

    Come on, couldn't he at least have joked about churning butter?

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 11:08pm

    635 probly thinks that sex should always be in the missionary position. She'll probly be wondering why her man runs around on her later when he's tired of the same old boring sex. I'd rather jerk off for the rest of my life than to get stuck with a bitch like her.

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:41pm

    That should have been the first RUN of shame!

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:46am

    I don't get it

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:31am

    Yes

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 9:13pm

    First to state FIRST!!!!!! meow :))))

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:38pm

    Ew dealbreaker. What he. Is he, churning butter with his dick? Yuck

  • 47 72
    Submitted by kane5250 on Feb 16, 10 at 12:12pm

    ...wtf?!

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:44am

    hell yes a major deal breaker

  • 42 67
    Submitted by LexInEffect on Feb 18, 10 at 12:12pm

    i think he was doing the SNL skit

  • 47 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 7:47pm

    Yes. Run. And in other news, Hi I'm Cameron

  • 45 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:47am

    DEFINATELY

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 9:59pm

    In soviet Russia there is no ice cream, we just call it milk

  • 23 39
    Submitted by vikivalentine on Mar 28, 12 at 1:35am

    It's from SNL