During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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Sorry ladies, guys only do this kinda stupid shit when they don't care about you. I bet he creamed on your face too.
Ps fuck Russia that's y the people are starving and dieing
Haha I think it's funny...
YES. YES IT IS A DEAL BREAKER.
Yea deal breaker to get the FUCK out of there
This is one more reason I'm glad I moved from Alabama.
Been there, done that.
Creaming on a girls face doesn't mean they don't care about you? Maybe it's just fun to experiment and change things up a bit
Shut up soviet person
Lmao. Def a dealbreaker in my book
It's from SNL
Russia guy is a retard! He should be burned to death.
Come on, couldn't he at least have joked about churning butter?
yes, deal breaker. I wouldve said "I'm fucking...uh... what's ur name?"
So bad, please dump him!
Yes deal breaker !!
i think he was doing the SNL skit
None of that shit means he doesn't care about her. It's only a deal breaker if she's a rotten cunt with no sense of humor.
sorry if you think thats "funny" but thats the sort of statement that will prevent me from orgasming the rest of the night. deal breaker, for sure. what an idiot.
not a good partner
That should have been the first RUN of shame!
Prudishness has nothing to do with it. I had a guy grab my belly while I was on top and shake it while chanting "Who loves your burger belly." DUMP HIM.
Ew dealbreaker. What he. Is he, churning butter with his dick? Yuck
I don't see what in sex can be related to ice cream. Someone enlighten me please
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Uhmm women and men both need to have senses if humour about sex. This chick sounds high maintanence. Also that text's not a fat joke.
hell yes a major deal breaker
I don't get it
635 probly thinks that sex should always be in the missionary position. She'll probly be wondering why her man runs around on her later when he's tired of the same old boring sex. I'd rather jerk off for the rest of my life than to get stuck with a bitch like her.
In soviet Russia there is no ice cream, we just call it milk