Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
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Not just Long Island logic, but they forgot to mention about leaving their gawdy uggs on while doing said sexual acts.
It's spelled g-a-u-d-y, sweetheart.
the sophistication of this text obviously impaired my spelling ability
Sounds like an episode of jersey shore
Long island logic at its best
shouldn't it be "having sex" and "giving blowjobs"? or is my English not up to par
Quake I thought it kind of sounded like borat....
Sounds like 2/3 of a threesome!
Is this snooki or Dina?? Lol.
one warms you up while the other gets you off. nice touch ah umm "ladies"