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  • 74 51
    Submitted by mmk90 on Feb 3, 12 at 4:26pm

    Sounds like an episode of jersey shore

  • 63 38
    Submitted by Xwebstarrx on Feb 3, 12 at 11:34am

    Long island logic at its best

  • 67 51
    Submitted by puffandstuff on Feb 3, 12 at 12:37pm

    Not just Long Island logic, but they forgot to mention about leaving their gawdy uggs on while doing said sexual acts.

    • 54 36
      Submitted by smarterthanyou85 on Feb 3, 12 at 2:15pm

      It's spelled g-a-u-d-y, sweetheart.

      • 60 47
        Submitted by puffandstuff on Feb 3, 12 at 10:05pm

        the sophistication of this text obviously impaired my spelling ability

  • 65 51
    Submitted by Quake6 on Feb 3, 12 at 2:53pm

    shouldn't it be "having sex" and "giving blowjobs"? or is my English not up to par

    • 47 45
      Submitted by DTOM_308 on Feb 4, 12 at 12:09am

      Quake I thought it kind of sounded like borat....

  • 56 43
    Submitted by D71 on Feb 3, 12 at 1:54pm

    one warms you up while the other gets you off. nice touch ah umm "ladies"

  • 58 56
    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Feb 4, 12 at 5:49am

    Sounds like 2/3 of a threesome!

  • 55 53
    Submitted by MissStoney420 on Feb 3, 12 at 10:03pm

    Is this snooki or Dina?? Lol.