Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize