I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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