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  • 98 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:44pm

    The Bible is just another book that's been reproduced, rewritten and manipulated like every other book so anyone who thinks smoking something in a Bible paper will send them to Hell is pretty ignorant. It's just words on paper, what matters is what's in your head....

  • 88 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:40pm

    Definitely the best way to use a bible... Ever.

  • 73 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:28pm

    not nearly as good as real papers though

  • 64 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:46am

    Omg I did that the very first time I smoked weed! It was a blank page in the very back though, so it doesn't count, right? Haha

  • 76 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:48pm

    I smoked a fatty with page 420 in a church last christmas, most people wake up on christmas, worried about gifts, food, and family, how many actually take the time to say happy birthday to Jesus, and what better way than to do so by smokin gods greatest gift with his only son

  • 65 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:50am

    Talk about a holy roller.

  • 75 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:54pm

    Textbooks with the declaration and pledge in them are recycled, burnt, and thrown away all the time.. And those passages are about America, which is tangible, rather than a hypothesized God. If you are truly devout then you KNOW it's about belief and not about material possessions. Yes, a ring is a symbol of marriage but if it were thrown away the love is still there. It IS just a rock on some metal; you proved my point.

  • 71 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:00am

    Haha. So the bible really does have a use!

  • 66 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:06am

    Amen, 6:54 (pun intended?) Man made beer God made pot Beer is legal Pot is not? If God existed, he'd be proud.

  • 60 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:47pm

    It was a blank page from the back. Dont worry, I did think some. I had to think quick, the movie was about to start.

    • 50 67
      Submitted by NativeTexan on Feb 27, 10 at 3:23pm

      Thumbed down for three reasons.\n\n1) Doubt that you're the poster of this text "Anon"\n2) Every bible I've seen doesn't have blank pages.\n3) What are you bring books into the movies with you for? Lie.

  • 83 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:43pm

    WTF, really? You're burning a Bible. Even if you're not religious, that's really really disrespectful! Go to the gas station and get some damn 'rellos if you wanna roll.

  • 63 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:35pm

    BONG HITS FOR JESUS!!

  • 62 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:05pm

    Ya that's what those blank pages r for.. Genesis :29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

  • 65 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:08am

    That shits from a movie. Gayer then the gaytastic misadventures of the dynamic gaymos

  • 68 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:44am

    Calm down, these were Christian stoners. Why both keeping around such fairy tales unless you believed in them?

  • 73 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:47pm

    In Soviet Russia bible paper smokes you.

  • 63 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:01pm

    529- we try but let me ask you, hows that search for the missing link going? oh yeah...

  • 61 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:29pm

    Also all the bible thumpers maybe u should stop reading the bible and start dealing bout evolution. Sciece has proved so much about evolution and that we weren't made by god!

  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:12pm

    well I personally don't believe in god so it doesn't seem like a big deal.

  • 72 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:23pm

    god doesn't exist good use of paper

  • 58 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:00pm

    9:44 makes sense. (dumbfuck)

  • 59 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:44pm

    lol, 10:01, I approve

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:46pm

    1:09 hahahahaaa well said.

  • 58 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:03pm

    Best use of the bible ever.

  • 60 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:18am

    406- why is your pussy so drippy? if someone doesnt believe in those articles, it is their right to disrespect them, right? so get your loose cryinh vagina back to schools. -yours truly

  • 66 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:09am

    HHAHA I DID, I ROLLED ONE PRETTY NICE JOINT!! AND ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT ONLY ADOLESCENTS SMOKE WEED? HAHHH DO SOME RESEARCH :)

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:06am

    Reason 127 why potheads are so lame. Grow up kids, past your bedtime.

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:09pm

    1054 - Aren't they disposed of because of disuse? Are they disrespected when they are replaced? Do people sit out side and take a big shit on them due to stupidity? Highly doubtful.

  • 69 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:46pm

    It's not stupid it's resourceful. It's just a piece of paper.. Damn.

  • 57 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:01am

    it was probably some of the pages in the back, blank ones or something. Prioritize the pages, blank ones then when you get to the actual book I guess you pick the least important chapters.

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:06am

    10:22 You're dumb as fuck. The articles you speak of are parts of American history, they mark moments that actually took place. The "Bible" is speculation, at best.

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:22pm

    944- i just pissed on the constitution, shit on the declaration and threw up all over the emancipation proclamation. its ok though, they were just words written and rewritten...(fyi, sarcasm)

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:05am

    ALRIGHT EVERYONE.. I USED A PAPER FROM THE BACK OF THE BIBLE. NO WRITING ON IT, AND I'M A FAITHFUL CATHOLIC. WHICH IS WHY I CARRY THE BIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE. FOR THOSE HATING ON STONERS.. YOURE OPINION ON WHAT I DO FOR FUN, WAS NOT ASKED FOR. YOU'RE JUST MISSING OUT!! I'M NOT GONNA LOSE ANY SLEEP, I'VE GOT ALL MY PRIORITIES IN LINE. P.S. SMOKING A BLUNT RIGGGHTTTNOOWW!!

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:20am

    I've done that before, I ordered the book of Mormon off tv and used it only once...for smokin a Joint! God bless Utah!

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:50pm

    6:54 my thoughts exactly. I'm a 3.7 gpa weed smoking college student. i still go to class, do homework, and work. my lifes still on track, and i also enjoy God's given herb known as marijuana.

  • 49 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:05am

    bad call... not from a religious standpoint, but just because bible paper burns way too fast. roll a blunt, so much better. Plus then all of the religious fanatics won't want to condemn you to hell!

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:40pm

    thats a first class ticket to hell if i've ever seen one

    • 50 50
      Submitted by NativeTexan on Feb 27, 10 at 3:24pm

      Ticket to hell? Why? Please, quote scripture with your reasoning. I've never read a passage that says Thou shalt not use the bible for roll paper. Nor have I seen one saying thou shalt not smoke cannabis.

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:54am

    6:20, get the fuck off your high horse (no pun intended). Some people may let pot control them, just like some people do with alcohol, but there's plenty of people who consume one or both daily and have no problem functioning and doing well in school. It's called moderation and not being a retard. Just because you're not capable of toking daily and still being a functional person doesn't mean the rest of us aren't.

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:17am

    God wants us to be happy. Plain and simple. Resourcefulness is a virtue and it is ignorant to think that Godliness resides solely in a book.

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:11am

    HHAHA I DID, I ROLLED ONE PRETTY NICE JOINT!! AND ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT ONLY ADOLESCENTS SMOKE WEED? HAHHH DO SOME RESEARCH :)

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:54pm

    lightiin up for the big man.

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:09pm

    I like how 6:57 tries to call people stupid without even knowing the difference between your and you're.

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:20am

    You stoners are what is wrong with America. You can be happy you know without drugs. I'm really talking to the losers who smoke it daily, not every once in a while. I am guilty of blazing a few times. I sit next to you losers in class. They're the ones with no motivation and are failing.

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:48pm

    That's absolutely terrible and not one bit funny. Very very disrespectful.

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:11am

    ALRIGHT EVERYONE.. I USED A PAPER FROM THE BACK OF THE BIBLE. NO WRITING ON IT, AND I'M A FAITHFUL CATHOLIC. WHICH IS WHY I CARRY THE BIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE. FOR THOSE HATING ON STONERS.. YOURE OPINION ON WHAT I DO FOR FUN, WAS NOT ASKED FOR. YOU'RE JUST MISSING OUT!! I'M NOT GONNA LOSE ANY SLEEP, I'VE GOT ALL MY PRIORITIES IN LINE. P.S. SMOKING A BLUNT RIGGGHTTTNOOWW!!

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:12pm

    Your sick. Your going to hell. I'm not a "bible thumper" but I do have respect for our creator

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:38am

    I was scared to see the arguments between potheads and bible thumpers on this one. Have fun arguing, fuckers!

  • 34 30
    Submitted by Noplastictrees on Jan 2, 12 at 2:48pm

    You know in all fairness the pages in a bible are just the right thickness for rolling. No other book is like that.

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:40am

    Desperate times... call for burning of books. smoke. -ting haha

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:54am

    Haha awww, poor bible bookers got their feelings hurt. :( Ohwell. Funny shit. I had to use a page from my friends twilight book. Damn they freaked. xD Silly kiddies. No book, aka printed paper, is that important. Jeez.

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:35am

    I am just curios as to which verse was actually inhaled..

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:55am

    "Rolling ganja up on bible papers/ see how the lah can take us/Through teh eyes of Christ Jordan Elijah Jacob" Big Pun And fuck all the holy rollers...worry about yourself not everyone else...judge not!

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:59pm

    Been there done that lol

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:58am

    You must have thought you were so cool and badass for doing so! Lame! Grow up people.

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:19am

    how exactly do you know how god or jesus works?

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:48pm

    sooo, you're at a show and the thing you have with you is a BIBLE??

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:45pm

    Don't wanna be standing next to you... When lightning strikes you in da Ass!!

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:33pm

    Burns like shit. That's one fucking weak joint.

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 6:36pm

    its lucky to smoke weed with bible paper

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 3:10pm

    Going to this site/app like TFLN then acting all holier than thou seems a bit ass backwards, no?

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:14pm

    hahaha i just called the cops on my pot smoking neighbors! hahaha it pays knowing people in the DEA! High 5!!

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:05am

    If god were real, she would blaze.

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:57pm

    Just because you say God does not exist doesn't mean that he isn't real. Smh it is a damn shame!

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:44pm

    Definitely did that before. Didn't really work too well lol

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:21am

    I will pray for you heathens

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:35pm

    6:20-- most of the time it's the stoners passing...

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:06pm

    10:12 your opinion of your creator does not match that of others shut the fuck up. ive burned with the blank pages in the front of the mini bibles they give out all the time, it was fail. but smite me down maybe then ill believe in god... ha

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:09am

    Anyone who's ever stayed at a Red Roof Inn after a night of binge drinking and found a Gideon bible in a drawer has done this.

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:31pm

    I smoke weed and Am my 3rd yr in college getting good grades. Weed helped me pass my Math classes... I know weird but it worked.

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:24pm

    If it was a Gideon Bible, then that's ok.

  • 46 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:24pm

    It burns to good it like catches on fire and shit I use bible paper or tampon paper all the time

  • 40 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:48pm

    yep, this WOULD be from san antonio.

  • 40 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:37am

    If it was from Revalations would it make you trip?

  • 38 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:37am

    Um I'm pretty sure smoking in general is a carcinogen retard.