I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
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The Bible is just another book that's been reproduced, rewritten and manipulated like every other book so anyone who thinks smoking something in a Bible paper will send them to
Hell is pretty ignorant. It's just words on paper, what matters is what's in your head....
6:54 my thoughts exactly. I'm a 3.7 gpa weed smoking college student. i still go to class, do homework, and work. my lifes still on track, and i also enjoy God's given herb known as marijuana.
Definitely the best way to use a bible... Ever.
10:22 You're dumb as fuck. The articles you speak of are parts of American history, they mark moments that actually took place. The "Bible" is speculation, at best.
529- we try but let me ask you, hows that search for the missing link going? oh yeah...
Amen, 6:54 (pun intended?)
Man made beer
God made pot
Beer is legal
Pot is not?
If God existed, he'd be proud.
well I personally don't believe in god so it doesn't seem like a big deal.
I smoked a fatty with page 420 in a church last christmas, most people wake up on christmas, worried about gifts, food, and family, how many actually take the time to say happy birthday to Jesus, and what better way than to do so by smokin gods greatest gift with his only son
Textbooks with the declaration and pledge in them are recycled, burnt, and thrown away all the time.. And those passages are about America, which is tangible, rather than a hypothesized God. If you are truly devout then you KNOW it's about belief and not about material possessions. Yes, a ring is a symbol of marriage but if it were thrown away the love is still there. It IS just a rock on some metal; you proved my point.
BONG HITS FOR JESUS!!
1054 - Aren't they disposed of because of disuse? Are they disrespected when they are replaced? Do people sit out side and take a big shit on them due to stupidity? Highly doubtful.
HHAHA I DID, I ROLLED ONE PRETTY NICE JOINT!! AND ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT ONLY ADOLESCENTS SMOKE WEED? HAHHH DO SOME RESEARCH :)
Talk about a holy roller.
God wants us to be happy. Plain and simple. Resourcefulness is a virtue and it is ignorant to think that Godliness resides solely in a book.
In Soviet Russia bible paper smokes you.
not nearly as good as real papers though
god doesn't exist good use of paper
lol, 10:01, I approve
Haha. So the bible really does have a use!
it was probably some of the pages in the back, blank ones or something. Prioritize the pages, blank ones then when you get to the actual book I guess you pick the least important chapters.
Omg I did that the very first time I smoked weed! It was a blank page in the very back though, so it doesn't count, right? Haha
Calm down, these were Christian stoners. Why both keeping around such fairy tales unless you believed in them?
It was a blank page from the back. Dont worry, I did think some. I had to think quick, the movie was about to start.
Thumbed down for three reasons.\n\n1) Doubt that you're the poster of this text "Anon"\n2) Every bible I've seen doesn't have blank pages.\n3) What are you bring books into the movies with you for? Lie.
ALRIGHT EVERYONE.. I USED A PAPER FROM THE BACK OF THE BIBLE. NO WRITING ON IT, AND I'M A FAITHFUL CATHOLIC. WHICH IS WHY I CARRY THE BIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE. FOR THOSE HATING ON STONERS.. YOURE OPINION ON WHAT I DO FOR FUN, WAS NOT ASKED FOR. YOU'RE JUST MISSING OUT!! I'M NOT GONNA LOSE ANY SLEEP, I'VE GOT ALL MY PRIORITIES IN LINE. P.S. SMOKING A BLUNT RIGGGHTTTNOOWW!!
I've done that before, I ordered the book of
Mormon off tv and used it only once...for smokin a
Joint! God bless Utah!
how exactly do you know how god or jesus works?
Best use of the bible ever.
Also all the bible thumpers maybe u should stop reading the bible and start dealing bout evolution. Sciece has proved so much about evolution and that we weren't made by god!
I am just curios as to which verse was actually inhaled..
1:09 hahahahaaa well said.
bad call... not from a religious standpoint, but just because bible paper burns way too fast. roll a blunt, so much better. Plus then all of the religious fanatics won't want to condemn you to hell!
It's not stupid it's resourceful. It's just a piece of paper.. Damn.
That's absolutely terrible and not one bit funny. Very very disrespectful.
Ya that's what those blank pages r for.. Genesis :29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
lightiin up for the big man.
6:20, get the fuck off your high horse (no pun intended). Some people may let pot control them, just like some people do with alcohol, but there's plenty of people who consume one or both daily and have no problem functioning and doing well in school. It's called moderation and not being a retard. Just because you're not capable of toking daily and still being a functional person doesn't mean the rest of us aren't.
9:44 makes sense. (dumbfuck)
You know in all fairness the pages in a bible are just the right thickness for rolling. No other book is like that.
406- why is your pussy so drippy? if someone doesnt believe in those articles, it is their right to disrespect them, right? so get your loose cryinh vagina back to schools.
Reason 127 why potheads are so lame. Grow up kids, past your bedtime.
Don't wanna be standing next to you... When lightning strikes you in da Ass!!
Desperate times... call for burning of books. smoke.
That shits from a movie. Gayer then the gaytastic misadventures of the dynamic gaymos
Burns like shit. That's one fucking weak joint.
You're burning a Bible. Even if you're not religious, that's really really disrespectful!
Go to the gas station and get some damn 'rellos if you wanna roll.
I like how 6:57 tries to call people stupid without even knowing the difference between your and you're.
I will pray for you heathens
944- i just pissed on the constitution, shit on the declaration and threw up all over the emancipation proclamation. its ok though, they were just words written and rewritten...(fyi, sarcasm)
thats a first class ticket to hell if i've ever seen one
Ticket to hell? Why? Please, quote scripture with your reasoning. I've never read a passage that says Thou shalt not use the bible for roll paper. Nor have I seen one saying thou shalt not smoke cannabis.
its lucky to smoke weed with bible paper
10:12 your opinion of your creator does not match that of others shut the fuck up. ive burned with the blank pages in the front of the mini bibles they give out all the time, it was fail. but smite me down maybe then ill believe in god... ha
I was scared to see the arguments between potheads and bible thumpers on this one. Have fun arguing, fuckers!
Just because you say God does not exist doesn't mean that he isn't real. Smh it is a damn shame!
I smoke weed and
Am my 3rd yr in college getting good grades. Weed helped me pass my
Math classes... I know weird but it worked.
Been there done that lol
"Rolling ganja up on bible papers/ see how the lah can take us/Through teh eyes of Christ Jordan Elijah Jacob" Big Pun
And fuck all the holy rollers...worry about yourself not everyone else...judge not!
If god were real, she would blaze.
It burns to good it like catches on fire and shit I use bible paper or tampon paper all the time
You stoners are what is wrong with America. You can be happy you know without drugs. I'm really talking to the losers who smoke it daily, not every once in a while. I am guilty of blazing a few times. I sit next to you losers in class. They're the ones with no motivation and are failing.
Your sick. Your going to hell. I'm not a "bible thumper" but I do have respect for our creator
You must have thought you were so cool and badass for doing so! Lame! Grow up people.
sooo, you're at a show and the thing you have with you is a BIBLE??
yep, this WOULD be from san antonio.
Anyone who's ever stayed at a Red Roof Inn after a night of binge drinking and found a Gideon bible in a drawer has done this.
Definitely did that before. Didn't really work too well lol
If it was a Gideon Bible, then that's ok.
Haha awww, poor bible bookers got their feelings hurt. :( Ohwell. Funny shit. I had to use a page from my friends twilight book. Damn they freaked. xD Silly kiddies. No book, aka printed paper, is that important. Jeez.
6:20-- most of the time it's the stoners passing...
Um I'm pretty sure smoking in general is a carcinogen retard.
Going to this site/app like TFLN then acting all holier than thou seems a bit ass backwards, no?
hahaha i just called the cops on my pot smoking neighbors! hahaha it pays knowing people in the DEA! High 5!!
If it was from Revalations would it make you trip?