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  • The Bible is just another book that's been reproduced, rewritten and manipulated like every other book so anyone who thinks smoking something in a Bible paper will send them to Hell is pretty ignorant. It's just words on paper, what matters is what's in your head....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:44pm
  • 6:54 my thoughts exactly. I'm a 3.7 gpa weed smoking college student. i still go to class, do homework, and work. my lifes still on track, and i also enjoy God's given herb known as marijuana.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:50pm
  • 529- we try but let me ask you, hows that search for the missing link going? oh yeah...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:01pm
  • Definitely the best way to use a bible... Ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:40pm
  • Amen, 6:54 (pun intended?) Man made beer God made pot Beer is legal Pot is not? If God existed, he'd be proud.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:06am
  • 10:22 You're dumb as fuck. The articles you speak of are parts of American history, they mark moments that actually took place. The "Bible" is speculation, at best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:06am
  • well I personally don't believe in god so it doesn't seem like a big deal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:12pm
  • I smoked a fatty with page 420 in a church last christmas, most people wake up on christmas, worried about gifts, food, and family, how many actually take the time to say happy birthday to Jesus, and what better way than to do so by smokin gods greatest gift with his only son

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:48pm
  • BONG HITS FOR JESUS!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:35pm
  • Talk about a holy roller.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:50am
  • 1054 - Aren't they disposed of because of disuse? Are they disrespected when they are replaced? Do people sit out side and take a big shit on them due to stupidity? Highly doubtful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:09pm
  • HHAHA I DID, I ROLLED ONE PRETTY NICE JOINT!! AND ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT ONLY ADOLESCENTS SMOKE WEED? HAHHH DO SOME RESEARCH :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:09am
  • God wants us to be happy. Plain and simple. Resourcefulness is a virtue and it is ignorant to think that Godliness resides solely in a book.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:17am
  • In Soviet Russia bible paper smokes you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:47pm
  • Omg I did that the very first time I smoked weed! It was a blank page in the very back though, so it doesn't count, right? Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:46am
  • Haha. So the bible really does have a use!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:00am
  • god doesn't exist good use of paper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:23pm
  • not nearly as good as real papers though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:28pm
  • Textbooks with the declaration and pledge in them are recycled, burnt, and thrown away all the time.. And those passages are about America, which is tangible, rather than a hypothesized God. If you are truly devout then you KNOW it's about belief and not about material possessions. Yes, a ring is a symbol of marriage but if it were thrown away the love is still there. It IS just a rock on some metal; you proved my point.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:54pm
  • it was probably some of the pages in the back, blank ones or something. Prioritize the pages, blank ones then when you get to the actual book I guess you pick the least important chapters.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:01am
  • It was a blank page from the back. Dont worry, I did think some. I had to think quick, the movie was about to start.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:47pm
    • Thumbed down for three reasons.\n\n1) Doubt that you're the poster of this text "Anon"\n2) Every bible I've seen doesn't have blank pages.\n3) What are you bring books into the movies with you for? Lie.

      Submitted by NativeTexan on Feb 27, 10 at 3:23pm
  • Calm down, these were Christian stoners. Why both keeping around such fairy tales unless you believed in them?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:44am
  • lol, 10:01, I approve

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:44pm
  • I've done that before, I ordered the book of Mormon off tv and used it only once...for smokin a Joint! God bless Utah!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:20am
  • ALRIGHT EVERYONE.. I USED A PAPER FROM THE BACK OF THE BIBLE. NO WRITING ON IT, AND I'M A FAITHFUL CATHOLIC. WHICH IS WHY I CARRY THE BIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE. FOR THOSE HATING ON STONERS.. YOURE OPINION ON WHAT I DO FOR FUN, WAS NOT ASKED FOR. YOU'RE JUST MISSING OUT!! I'M NOT GONNA LOSE ANY SLEEP, I'VE GOT ALL MY PRIORITIES IN LINE. P.S. SMOKING A BLUNT RIGGGHTTTNOOWW!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:11am
  • ALRIGHT EVERYONE.. I USED A PAPER FROM THE BACK OF THE BIBLE. NO WRITING ON IT, AND I'M A FAITHFUL CATHOLIC. WHICH IS WHY I CARRY THE BIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE. FOR THOSE HATING ON STONERS.. YOURE OPINION ON WHAT I DO FOR FUN, WAS NOT ASKED FOR. YOU'RE JUST MISSING OUT!! I'M NOT GONNA LOSE ANY SLEEP, I'VE GOT ALL MY PRIORITIES IN LINE. P.S. SMOKING A BLUNT RIGGGHTTTNOOWW!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:05am
  • Best use of the bible ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:03pm
  • how exactly do you know how god or jesus works?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:19am
  • Also all the bible thumpers maybe u should stop reading the bible and start dealing bout evolution. Sciece has proved so much about evolution and that we weren't made by god!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:29pm
  • 1:09 hahahahaaa well said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:46pm
  • I am just curios as to which verse was actually inhaled..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:35am
  • 9:44 makes sense. (dumbfuck)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:00pm
  • It's not stupid it's resourceful. It's just a piece of paper.. Damn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:46pm
  • Ya that's what those blank pages r for.. Genesis :29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:05pm
  • 6:20, get the fuck off your high horse (no pun intended). Some people may let pot control them, just like some people do with alcohol, but there's plenty of people who consume one or both daily and have no problem functioning and doing well in school. It's called moderation and not being a retard. Just because you're not capable of toking daily and still being a functional person doesn't mean the rest of us aren't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:54am
  • bad call... not from a religious standpoint, but just because bible paper burns way too fast. roll a blunt, so much better. Plus then all of the religious fanatics won't want to condemn you to hell!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:05am
  • That's absolutely terrible and not one bit funny. Very very disrespectful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:48pm
  • lightiin up for the big man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:54pm
  • 406- why is your pussy so drippy? if someone doesnt believe in those articles, it is their right to disrespect them, right? so get your loose cryinh vagina back to schools. -yours truly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:18am
  • You know in all fairness the pages in a bible are just the right thickness for rolling. No other book is like that.

    Submitted by Noplastictrees on Jan 2, 12 at 2:48pm
  • Desperate times... call for burning of books. smoke. -ting haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:40am
  • Reason 127 why potheads are so lame. Grow up kids, past your bedtime.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:06am
  • Don't wanna be standing next to you... When lightning strikes you in da Ass!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:45pm
  • HHAHA I DID, I ROLLED ONE PRETTY NICE JOINT!! AND ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT ONLY ADOLESCENTS SMOKE WEED? HAHHH DO SOME RESEARCH :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:11am
  • That shits from a movie. Gayer then the gaytastic misadventures of the dynamic gaymos

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:08am
  • Burns like shit. That's one fucking weak joint.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:33pm
  • WTF, really? You're burning a Bible. Even if you're not religious, that's really really disrespectful! Go to the gas station and get some damn 'rellos if you wanna roll.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:43pm
  • I will pray for you heathens

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:21am
  • thats a first class ticket to hell if i've ever seen one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:40pm
    • Ticket to hell? Why? Please, quote scripture with your reasoning. I've never read a passage that says Thou shalt not use the bible for roll paper. Nor have I seen one saying thou shalt not smoke cannabis.

      Submitted by NativeTexan on Feb 27, 10 at 3:24pm
  • I like how 6:57 tries to call people stupid without even knowing the difference between your and you're.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:09pm
  • its lucky to smoke weed with bible paper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 6:36pm
  • 944- i just pissed on the constitution, shit on the declaration and threw up all over the emancipation proclamation. its ok though, they were just words written and rewritten...(fyi, sarcasm)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:22pm
  • Just because you say God does not exist doesn't mean that he isn't real. Smh it is a damn shame!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:57pm
  • 10:12 your opinion of your creator does not match that of others shut the fuck up. ive burned with the blank pages in the front of the mini bibles they give out all the time, it was fail. but smite me down maybe then ill believe in god... ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:06pm
  • I smoke weed and Am my 3rd yr in college getting good grades. Weed helped me pass my Math classes... I know weird but it worked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:31pm
  • Been there done that lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:59pm
  • You stoners are what is wrong with America. You can be happy you know without drugs. I'm really talking to the losers who smoke it daily, not every once in a while. I am guilty of blazing a few times. I sit next to you losers in class. They're the ones with no motivation and are failing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:20am
  • I was scared to see the arguments between potheads and bible thumpers on this one. Have fun arguing, fuckers!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:38am
  • It burns to good it like catches on fire and shit I use bible paper or tampon paper all the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:24pm
  • If god were real, she would blaze.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:05am
  • Your sick. Your going to hell. I'm not a "bible thumper" but I do have respect for our creator

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:12pm
  • "Rolling ganja up on bible papers/ see how the lah can take us/Through teh eyes of Christ Jordan Elijah Jacob" Big Pun And fuck all the holy rollers...worry about yourself not everyone else...judge not!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:55am
  • You must have thought you were so cool and badass for doing so! Lame! Grow up people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:58am
  • sooo, you're at a show and the thing you have with you is a BIBLE??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:48pm
  • yep, this WOULD be from san antonio.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:48pm
  • Anyone who's ever stayed at a Red Roof Inn after a night of binge drinking and found a Gideon bible in a drawer has done this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:09am
  • Definitely did that before. Didn't really work too well lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:44pm
  • Um I'm pretty sure smoking in general is a carcinogen retard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:37am
  • If it was a Gideon Bible, then that's ok.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:24pm
  • 6:20-- most of the time it's the stoners passing...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:35pm
  • Haha awww, poor bible bookers got their feelings hurt. :( Ohwell. Funny shit. I had to use a page from my friends twilight book. Damn they freaked. xD Silly kiddies. No book, aka printed paper, is that important. Jeez.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:54am
  • hahaha i just called the cops on my pot smoking neighbors! hahaha it pays knowing people in the DEA! High 5!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:14pm
  • Going to this site/app like TFLN then acting all holier than thou seems a bit ass backwards, no?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 3:10pm
  • If it was from Revalations would it make you trip?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:37am
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