Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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