Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
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You know why the Scottish wear kilts? Cause sheep can hear a zipper at 30 yards.
...that actually made me laugh bravo!
When wearing a kilt it's called "regimental" and that's how you're supposed to wear a kilt, to encourage the lassies to be adventurous and find out
What fucking rules?? You got fondled at the table, how is this in any way negative?
Sorry, grandma gets wild after a few drinks. She said you're Jewish , is that true?
Right, because you wouldn't have drunkenly showed everyone later.
And you're complaining?
Only in boston
...Kilts come with rules?
Did she tie a blue silk ribbon?
And this is bad how??lol
Modern American Male, fucking wimps.
Nice reference to the blue silk ribbon!!
Even a homosexual dude would love that. Rules? Gaping Vagina.
Obviously she told everyone how many birds this Scottsman could fit under his skirt.
its not a skirt... commie
It's a KILT. The difference is...if yer wearin somethin underneath it, it becomes a skirt.
Gotta love a Scotsman in a kilt!!
Had a girl do this to me at fantasy \nFest, she wouldn't leave me alone for hours