Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
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You know why the Scottish wear kilts? Cause sheep can hear a zipper at 30 yards.
...that actually made me laugh bravo!
When wearing a kilt it's called "regimental" and that's how you're supposed to wear a kilt, to encourage the lassies to be adventurous and find out
What fucking rules?? You got fondled at the table, how is this in any way negative?
Sorry, grandma gets wild after a few drinks. She said you're Jewish , is that true?
Right, because you wouldn't have drunkenly showed everyone later.
And you're complaining?
...Kilts come with rules?
Only in boston
Did she tie a blue silk ribbon?
And this is bad how??lol
Modern American Male, fucking wimps.
Nice reference to the blue silk ribbon!!
Obviously she told everyone how many birds this Scottsman could fit under his skirt.
its not a skirt... commie
It's a KILT. The difference is...if yer wearin somethin underneath it, it becomes a skirt.
Even a homosexual dude would love that. Rules? Gaping Vagina.
Gotta love a Scotsman in a kilt!!
Had a girl do this to me at fantasy \nFest, she wouldn't leave me alone for hours