Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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