I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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