ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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