Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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