But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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