well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
It's never too late to be topless.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
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well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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