That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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