You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I need to stop coming to work sober
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
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Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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