Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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