I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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