He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
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He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
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He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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