we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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