I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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