How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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