we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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