It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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